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15 Dec 2021, 11:30 am

I have not burped today.



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15 Dec 2021, 1:14 pm

Burping is a rare medical condition.



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15 Dec 2021, 4:35 pm

This headache is not an 8-9 on a scale of 1 to 10 on pain chart.

That chicken pox from 5 years ago weren't a 7.
Heck, that scalding hot soup of noodles was not a 6.


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16 Dec 2021, 4:46 am

I just ate a dump truck full of scrap metal.



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16 Dec 2021, 4:57 am

i just excreted a dump truck full of crap metal.



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16 Dec 2021, 5:14 am

Dog V4 has not barked at me today.



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16 Dec 2021, 10:17 am

My blood pressure is consistently high, and it doesn't worry anyone if I get dizzy spells.
I get a lot of dizzy spells alright. :o


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16 Dec 2021, 10:28 am

i don't hope the part about the hypertension is a lie. :o



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16 Dec 2021, 10:39 am

I do not have consistent low blood pressure to a point no one ever commented about it anytime it does not come up.


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23 Dec 2021, 2:45 pm

This Christmas all the church choirs will be singing "WAP" by Cardi B. Be warned- they won't let you through the door unless you can prove you know ALL the lyrics. And not the radio-friendly ones, either.


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23 Dec 2021, 6:16 pm

I enjoy reading and watching Westerns! 8)


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25 Dec 2021, 6:18 am

I'm overweight.


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25 Dec 2021, 6:21 am

I am not responsible for the disappearance of all the mince pies.



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25 Dec 2021, 1:42 pm

The Post Office in Mercury, Nevada has a special display in front for the benefit of Google Street View. :alien:


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26 Dec 2021, 6:18 am

i can still fit into my army uniform.



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26 Dec 2021, 8:10 am

Christmas dinner was delicious.