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17 Feb 2022, 8:44 pm

I am no longer taking three prescriptions.


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19 Feb 2022, 7:00 am

Covid is actually the name of an alien that crashed into earth and was captured by Area 51 mercenaries


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19 Feb 2022, 7:05 am

this world is a great place.



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19 Feb 2022, 4:54 pm

My NT sister has been nominated for a Pulitzer Price for "Best New Genre Writer."
(In her case, sci-fi/fantasy.)

I have been nominated for an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay.


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19 Feb 2022, 7:41 pm

Owls aren't real. If you believe in owls, you are a fool.


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19 Feb 2022, 7:57 pm

I'm an owl in a barn that goes whoo-whoo-whoo.


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21 Feb 2022, 3:26 am

Owl ice cream is the new flavour from Ben & Jerry's.



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23 Feb 2022, 1:24 am

Lent is the happiest time of year.


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23 Feb 2022, 3:37 am

pain doesn't hurt.



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23 Feb 2022, 3:44 am

Bacon is technically a fruit.



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23 Feb 2022, 5:50 am

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24 Feb 2022, 7:19 pm

The Internet was invented by Ben Franklin and George Washington.


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01 Mar 2022, 10:27 pm

Facebook was created by Alex Plank.


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01 Mar 2022, 10:30 pm

I luv you...
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02 Mar 2022, 12:50 pm

Not only is everything on the Internet true, reality changes to match everything on the Internet.


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02 Mar 2022, 12:53 pm

I have a peaceful life and i feel safe all the time