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16 Mar 2022, 5:55 pm

aging isn't a trial for all but a teeny tiny fraction of genetically gifted people.

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17 Mar 2022, 1:52 pm

When people turn 18, all gain superhuman abilities.

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17 Mar 2022, 2:18 pm

The finest chocolate in the world is made in the USA.

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17 Mar 2022, 2:49 pm

I instantly cured incurable genetic disease by merely willing it to be cured.

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17 Mar 2022, 4:14 pm

there are NOT more things in heaven and earth, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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21 Mar 2022, 5:56 pm

I am not on the spectrum, but my NT sister is.

She was diagnosed with AS when she was 12.

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24 Mar 2022, 8:18 am

The sweat of autistic people is highly prized in Japan. If you bottle it up you can sell it for at least 1 drachma per litre, excluding shipping costs.

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24 Mar 2022, 2:09 pm

All the best shoes are made in Canada.

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24 Mar 2022, 4:38 pm

Something that made me UNHAPPY today was this news story on Yahoo!

Get this...a prospective mother went to a Florida hospital. She had no insurance, no job, and no money. When she was escorted out of the hospital not only did she have a bill but so did the children!

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24 Mar 2022, 5:50 pm

I seem to need more and more sleep lately.

Last week, it was an hour shorter. A month ago, is was at least 3 hours less.

I don't work over 40 hours a week.

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25 Mar 2022, 5:09 pm

Thanks to an oddity of international law, Washington D.C. is still the personal property of Queen Elizabeth II, and everyone in the city is technically her slave.

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26 Mar 2022, 3:29 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

All the best shoes are made in Canada.

I wore shoes when I was born.

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26 Mar 2022, 3:33 am

when i was born, my shoes, soaked in amniotic fluid, were discovered to have spats on them.

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26 Mar 2022, 4:22 am

I am an excellent actor.
I'm actually from Madagascar, I've never been to China, and I don't speak Chinese. I fabricated everything.
Anyone who wants to hear "China" from me is wasting their time.

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26 Mar 2022, 4:54 am

Integrity is a well-known concept by humanity.

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26 Mar 2022, 12:50 pm

Pootin has three nostrils, which is why he is so angry.

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