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Jonsi
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12 Oct 2011, 12:00 am

I am the ocean.



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12 Oct 2011, 12:07 am

Britney Spears is my mom



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12 Oct 2011, 2:16 am

Most of the NTs I know don't deserve the hate speech that I have in mind for them.



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12 Oct 2011, 3:20 am

Mayonnaise has been tested to have an IQ of 1.



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12 Oct 2011, 7:49 am

I am the rich black Earth under your feet, I am the mountains that soar majestically before you, I am the colorful walls of the canyons, I am...


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12 Oct 2011, 8:20 am

DialAForAwesome wrote:
I am rated "M" for "malicious." :x
...while I am rated "D" for "Dilute before use". I am also rich in vitamin C and trace elements.
Mmm, trace elements...


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12 Oct 2011, 10:33 am

I have a pet frog called Charles who can recite pi to 50000 digits.



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12 Oct 2011, 11:17 am

I can shoot lightning bolts from my.....









......face!

What did you think I was gonna say? :lol:


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12 Oct 2011, 11:35 am

I found a pea bug on my bed, today. :P


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12 Oct 2011, 12:32 pm

I have a magical faery who sings and plays the harp for me every night while I fall asleep. His name is Harold.


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12 Oct 2011, 3:38 pm

the average flatulant emanation has an IQ of approximately .347295.



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12 Oct 2011, 6:50 pm

I'm a hot pink dust mote floating in the wind.


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12 Oct 2011, 7:21 pm

I'm not happily slurping Haagen Dazs Amaretto Almond Crunch, accompanied by hot tea! Sylkat :D



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12 Oct 2011, 8:55 pm

Taupey wrote:
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Animals like to be butchered and cruelly enslaved so they can please your palate.
You sound like my daughter who's not an animal rights activist and vegan.


I like your daughter :wink:


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12 Oct 2011, 9:17 pm

DialAForAwesome wrote:
auntblabby is Al Gore. :P



You bit me to the punch damn, right on cue Bush jokes if Gore is so clever and invented the Internet why do you need 3 WWW's to get online.


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12 Oct 2011, 11:06 pm

I hate ladybugs and I squash them. :twisted:


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