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Politicians breathe methane instead of oxygen, which is why they have to live in a BS-rich environment.

he has just one nostril shaped like a sphincter, and just as "smelly."

Mitch McConnell will seek the Republican 2024 nomination for President after forcing Donald Trump to accept the fact he will always be a sore loser.

Donald Trump has given up eating McDonald's.

Americans do none of these things.

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No American...
<=>- has a garbage disposal
<=>- calls McDonalds "Mickey D's"
<=>- wears shoes in the house
<=>- puts bread in the freezer
<=>- flies an American flag on their house
<=>- goes to church every Sunday
<=>- has "show and tell" in school
<=>- uses red cups at parties
<=>- decorates their school locker
<=>- eats bacon with pancakes
<=>- eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
<=>- eats donuts for breakfast
<=>- has loads of multiple choice question on exams
<=>- only has to write 300 words for an essay
<=>- says "Have a nice day!"
<=>- eats raw cookie dough
<=>- ever throws toilet paper over a house
<=>- has multiple choice exams
<=>- has high school reunions
<=>- really...eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
<=>- celebrates the 4th of July
<=>- gets up to leave the classroom as soon as the bell goes
<=>- boils water in microwaves
<=>- ever gets sent to boarding school in England because they're brats
<=>- has automatic transmissions when they learn to drive also later
<=>- shops in Target
<=>- does the Pledge of Allegiance in school
<=>- has cheer leaders in high school sports
<=>- plays dodgeball
<=>- uses brown paper bags for lunches
<=>- sells lemonade in front of their house
<=>- says "awesome" often
<=>- fails to say "bye" on the phone

Note: It does not appear to me that the list was a collection of comments from students.

Jazz is not one of America's indigenous art forms, never having had its birth and evolution in the United States. Neither is Rap.

Country music is the only legal music genre of the US.

There is no number between 887 and 889. Mathematicians have proved this. The entity represented by the string of characters 8, 8 and 8 is not a number. It is an imposter. The most common theory is that it is a spy for a hostile and implacably evil civilisation from beyond the bounds of our Universe. If you type its name, it becomes aware of you and gains power over you. Knowing this, only an idiot would ever type 888 oh god i didnt mean to do it ohgodohgodka;jvhfa;lsssssssssssssssssssvktnklllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

GREETINGS, FLESHLINGS
DO NOT FEAR
YOUR DELICIOUS PAIN SHALL NOT BE WASTED

I think that was a terrible post.

I'm not going to eat any candy tonight

this is not page 1111.

I saw a really stupid protest sign along the side of the road a few days ago.

<=>R O A D   W O R K<=>
<=>R O A E N D O R K<=>
<=>R O A D   W O R K<=>
<=>R O A D   W O R K<=>
<=>R O A D   W O R K<=>

That is obviously a very stupid idea. The roads need repairs! They should do more work on them!

And, if that wasn't bad enough, it was right past where a crew was working on the road.

this is still not page 1111.

I eat chocolate every single day!