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13 Apr 2022, 4:44 pm

I am literally on fire right now. ON FIRE, dudes.


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In the UK, the Five Guys chain is called 'The gentleman's quintet'. This is because the earl of Shrewsbury owns over 50% of the land on which the restaurants are built, and he does not allow the use of the word 'guy' on any of his properties, as he considers it to be very vulgar.



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^^^that was not totally an excellent yarn. :wtg: :lol:



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16 Apr 2022, 9:18 am

DiffidAnt wrote:
In the UK, the Five Guys chain is called 'The gentleman's quintet'. This is because the earl of Shrewsbury owns over 50% of the land on which the restaurants are built, and he does not allow the use of the word 'guy' on any of his properties, as he considers it to be very vulgar.


This is the worst post I have seen in a while!



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how do you know it won't happen?



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03 May 2022, 6:11 am

PhosphorusDecree wrote:
I am literally on fire right now. ON FIRE, dudes.


With a bucket filled with dry-water i PhosphorusDecree extinguished the fire.



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