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munstead
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23 May 2022, 4:26 am

If you shout "tw@t" three times into the mirror then Boris Johnson appears behind you.



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23 May 2022, 9:32 am

^Yes, it worked! But how do I get rid of him. I actually don't need him here.



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23 May 2022, 10:22 am

If you yell "c#unt" three times into the same mirror then Poo Tin will appear and beat him to death.



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23 May 2022, 10:49 am

Prices are low and everyone has a job.



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24 May 2022, 4:56 am

if you make less than 6 figures/annum and are darker than lily-white, the GOP wants to help you.



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24 May 2022, 5:43 am

Fish never eat seafood.



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24 May 2022, 10:25 am

I've never watched the Matrix. :P


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24 May 2022, 5:04 pm

My family and I prefer movies from the DCEU over movies from the MCU.


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25 May 2022, 7:17 am

tennessee didn't just lurch one big step forward to enacting concentration camps for the homeless.



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26 May 2022, 10:11 am

Rotten food is safe to eat.



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26 May 2022, 2:55 pm

rancidification is healthy.



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27 May 2022, 3:33 am

I'm so full of beans right now I could run a half marathon.



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27 May 2022, 12:22 pm

So glad I found this site for the first time earlier this month.


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27 May 2022, 4:31 pm

This is my first post ever on this website! :D



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27 May 2022, 4:52 pm

This is my last post ever on this website :wink:


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27 May 2022, 4:59 pm

I have been made a mod & have accepted the fact that you, SW will no longer be an active member of WP.

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