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Taupey
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29 Nov 2010, 6:40 pm

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A riddle:
A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for five minutes and finishes him off by hanging him. However, a few minutes later they go out for a nice evening meal. How is that possible
I'll take a wild guess, she takes a photograph of him, develops the photo and then hangs it up to dry. Did I get it right?


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29 Nov 2010, 6:40 pm

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(Becomes visible and appears) I'm here.
Hey KyleTheGhost. :)


Hi, Taupey! What's new with you?
Hey I'm just procrastinating again, I hate doing laundry. :? What's new with you?


Who doesn't? Nothing much happening here, but I'm sure that will change with Christmas coming! :santa:


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29 Nov 2010, 6:41 pm

I'm looking forward to Christmas. It's just going to be my mum, dad and I. :)


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29 Nov 2010, 6:43 pm

I have a small white Winter Solstice tree I put up and decorate sometimes. I'm not sure if I should put it up or not this year.


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29 Nov 2010, 6:48 pm

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I have brain surgery in 16 days.

weird to consider.
WOW that sounds really serious, what are they going to do?


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29 Nov 2010, 6:58 pm

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I like your avatar there AA. If I were a psychopath, I would want to be pretty much like Dex. :D Although I would have trouble killing animals like he did when he was a child.


Thanks Taupey.

If I were a psychopath, I'd kill all the racists, sexists, and homophobes in Portland.
That would take awhile and I'd run out of knives! :lol: :twisted:


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29 Nov 2010, 6:59 pm

Even thou there's lots of people on WP; I feel kinda lonely lately. The best online friends I ever had were from Comedy Central's message-boards years ago. I even fell in love with one of em. CC started having lots of problems with trolls & spammers & they took the boards down & I've been feeling misplaced & lost ever sense. It's kind of ironic that I'm straight-edge considering the best best online-friends I ever had were pot-head alcoholics. I lost touch with every one of em years ago :( I miss those crazy f#ckers :twisted:

I'm not sure why I'm suddenly reminiscing about my past except maybe because I'm kinda in the same spot with my life that I was then. I was unemployed then & looking for work. I did get a job after those boards were shut down & then I left it for another one & then I was unemployed & looking for 6 months & then had one for about 3 months but it's been a couple years sense I worked. Been watching some of the older shows lately that were on CC rite before they took the forum down. That's probably why I'm reminiscing. It looks kinda like history is repeating in a way. I hope it repeats for me so I can meet a girl online soon. She doesn't have to be a hyper pyromaniac like last time but it wouldn't bother me if she is :roll:


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29 Nov 2010, 7:02 pm

See you guys later! (Becomes invisible and disappears)


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29 Nov 2010, 7:09 pm

Taupey wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
A riddle:
A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for five minutes and finishes him off by hanging him. However, a few minutes later they go out for a nice evening meal. How is that possible
I'll take a wild guess, she takes a photograph of him, develops the photo and then hangs it up to dry. Did I get it right?


Yep. I guess it was quite an easy one.


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29 Nov 2010, 7:17 pm

As the Blink182 song Carousel goes~ I guess it's just another, I guess it's just another, night alone


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29 Nov 2010, 7:18 pm

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I like your avatar there AA. If I were a psychopath, I would want to be pretty much like Dex. :D Although I would have trouble killing animals like he did when he was a child.


Thanks Taupey.

If I were a psychopath, I'd kill all the racists, sexists, and homophobes in Portland.
That would take awhile and I'd run out of knives! :lol: :twisted:
And I would eleminate of all rapists and pedophiles, I have a wicked dagger, I would take with me after I finished them off. :twisted:


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29 Nov 2010, 7:20 pm

MONKEY wrote:
Taupey wrote:
MONKEY wrote:
A riddle:
A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for five minutes and finishes him off by hanging him. However, a few minutes later they go out for a nice evening meal. How is that possible
I'll take a wild guess, she takes a photograph of him, develops the photo and then hangs it up to dry. Did I get it right?


Yep. I guess it was quite an easy one.
I think so too.


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29 Nov 2010, 10:17 pm

Mick Avory should have never been forced to leave The Kinks.


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29 Nov 2010, 10:23 pm

I will admit I am Surfshack Tito.



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29 Nov 2010, 11:12 pm

I'll be off to bed in an hour or so. I can't really think of anything to say. I hope it doesn't snow, until I get home, tomorrow.


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29 Nov 2010, 11:43 pm

A state of war now exists between the Creedon Republic and CWCville.