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31 May 2022, 3:44 pm

My birthday is August 2nd, not June 1st.

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31 May 2022, 3:54 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

My birthday is August 2nd, not June 1st.

Not wishing you Happy Birthday!

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31 May 2022, 3:56 pm

My older brother's birthday is not August 2nd.

Happy Birthday to AA!! !!

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31 May 2022, 5:10 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

My older brother's birthday is not August 2nd.

Happy Birthday to AA!! ! !

Thank you, Sir Kraftie!

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01 Jun 2022, 4:05 am

The new employee training where I work includes potty training.

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01 Jun 2022, 4:27 am

I have trained a mouse to operate my mouse at work.

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01 Jun 2022, 4:32 am

I have trained a centipede to operate my keyboard. It can type 600 words per minute.

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01 Jun 2022, 4:42 am

I'm currently training a millipede to do the same but it's proving tricky.

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01 Jun 2022, 4:54 am

It thinks you are pulling its leg.

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01 Jun 2022, 6:38 am

I am an arachnid.

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01 Jun 2022, 6:52 am

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01 Jun 2022, 3:12 pm

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02 Jun 2022, 6:37 pm

The Metamorphoses by Ovid will soon be adapted into a limited series for Netflix.

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07 Jun 2022, 11:15 am

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07 Jun 2022, 3:04 pm

I am scrawny beyond belief!

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