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30 Nov 2010, 3:18 pm

I am forever call me diamond man!

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30 Nov 2010, 3:21 pm

listening to some music as, I read some documents regarding my ancestry...

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30 Nov 2010, 3:23 pm

The night before Christmas
Throughout the house.
Everyone was f**ked
Even the mouse.

Dad at the brothel,
...Mum with Frank,
I'd settled down
For a nice slow w*k.

Outside the house
I heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock
To see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I knew right away
It was old St Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell.
The big fat f****r,
I think he fell.

He filled all our stockings
With sweets and beer,
And a big rubber cock
For my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart,
The big fat c**t
Blew the house apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
Shouting: I'll be back next year,
Have a hell of a night.

An early Merry Christmas to you! :lol:

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30 Nov 2010, 3:44 pm

I got a chuckle out of that Asp-Z but I think you meant to put that on the Random post in the Adult section.

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30 Nov 2010, 3:51 pm

nick007 wrote:

I got a chuckle out of that Asp-Z but I think you meant to put that on the Random post in the Adult section.

They won't let me in the feckin' adult section until I'm 17, which is stupid TBH because you're only an adult at 18 so they might as well drop it to 16 if they're not gonna stick to the official age, but hey.

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30 Nov 2010, 4:22 pm

Asp-Z wrote:

nick007 wrote:

I got a chuckle out of that Asp-Z but I think you meant to put that on the Random post in the Adult section.

I didn't know you were 16. You seem older to me & that's a good thing.

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30 Nov 2010, 6:05 pm

I feel that I'm constantly walking on eggshells.

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30 Nov 2010, 6:10 pm

To Nick and Asp-Z,

Perhaps it has to do with where he's on the Spectrum, that he writes the way he does. Your poem was hilarious Asp-Z, Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to you and everyone here at WP.

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30 Nov 2010, 6:14 pm

(Becomes visible and appears) Hello, WrongPlanet! I'm back.

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30 Nov 2010, 6:18 pm

^^
Greetings Kyle!

To all: The rainy weather is perfect for what I am listening to right now.

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30 Nov 2010, 6:22 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

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Greetings Kyle!

To all: The rainy weather is perfect for what I am listening to right now.

Greetings to you as well! What are you listening to?

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30 Nov 2010, 6:36 pm

WP is always filled with more imagination than a Steven Spielberg film...

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30 Nov 2010, 6:46 pm

I've got to make supper.

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30 Nov 2010, 7:02 pm

I love stuffing and mashed/whipped potatos.

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30 Nov 2010, 7:11 pm

Well, it's time for me to say goodnight unto all...(Does a sing-along with the music video he's watching and waving goodnight unto all)

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30 Nov 2010, 7:30 pm

See you guys later! (Becomes invisible and disappears)

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