What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I dreamed I was living in flats again. I was in the front room, looking at the furniture. There was a cabinet with a glass front that had been smashed, and I was thinking that someone had been stealing my things from me.

Then I heard someone coming in the front doors, so I went to see who, and there was a man there, I thought he was my brother, but then I realised I didn't know him. It was a double front door, with glass, and I could see him clearly, but he seemed unaware of me. I put my key in the inner front door lock and turned it, which sealed the door so the other man couldn't get in. eventually he disappeared.

Then I noticed there was an opening to my right leading into the flat next door, where there were two young women there. They didn't remain in my consciousness long.

Then I was in the front room again, sitting with Neil Hannon from the Divine Comedy. For some reason I had an orange cardboard folder/file thing and he was looking at it, it had writing all over it. He thought it was about him, and I took it off him, feeling guilty, wondering why I'd keep files about my friends. When I read it I could see no reference to him but I kept hold of it anyway, I felt somewhat threatened about people seeing the contents of my folder.

I woke up with this song in my brain:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnY9ea_q3nI[/youtube]

First dream - I came out of a train station, it was night, I went down the road and the air was full of vampires in bat form. I kept doing this again and again. Leave the train station, go down the road and the 'camera' would follow the bats through the air. It's like I wasn't physically there but I was some kind of camera recording it. I learned that vampires form relationships depending on the gender of the first person they bite. Male-female pair bonds changed the females neurology to make her subservient to the male. Female-female pair bonds operated more like a partnership with the females hunting for feeds together. I can't help my subconscious lesbian-separatism

Second dream - I broke a sculpture in an art shop whilst shopping for presents for my sister's wedding. My family were treating me like I was total failure. I wore really badly fitting clothes that didn't belong to me for the wedding. Afterwards, (the bit with the actual wedding in is missing) I go back to the shop, offering to pay for the damages. They come to £36, 000. I run off, screaming. I find a pool inside a skyscraper. I jump in it and drown to death and then wake up.

i dreamt the first telekinesis dream i can remember in a looooooooooonnnnnggg time! it started out in some strange wood-floored and wood-paneled bedroom that looked like it came out of better homes and gardens or something. i was reclining on a well-upholstered and comfy bed, and my eye was caught by some stuff sitting on the floor in the right corner of the room, as i recall it was a wallet and purse and a bra as well as a black-and-white-football helmet, white with a black tapered swirl pattern over each ear, and with a black brim/faceguard. a lightbulb went off in my head and i got it in me to try to make the helmet move with just the power of my willful thinking to make it move. at first, amazingly enough, it tilted forwards upon its brim, then i thought harder and it tilted backwards and rolled about the room. then on its own with no additional thoughtpower on my part, it levitated and floated towards me and landed on the bed in my lap.

in the next scene, i drove over some strangely familiar roads [all with left-pointing traffic arrows] to some kind of school, then i noticed that i was in some kind of college recreation room or common room, with a coworker from long ago, we were together sitting on a couch, watching the rest of the goings-on in the room, and discussing something i cannot now remember. but out of the blue, i wanted to show her something on my i-phone, only it was an i-phone knock-off as i could not in real life afford a real one, even in my dream! anyways, i thought hard kinetic thought waves, and the imitation i-phone arose out of a satchel i had on the other side of the room, the earphones hanging by their cord from the floating i-phone, and floated obediently towards me, landing in my outstretched hands. my coworker silently watched this happening then glared at me as though i had two heads, but didn't say a word. but i read her thoughts and she was scared of me and didn't know what to say, so i held her hand and told her i was the last person on earth to possibly do her any harm. she then smiled, and then i flipped through the faux-i-phone menus 'til i found and showed her what i wanted her to see on the machine, which was a new msn homepage, and then i asked her if she belonged to msn, to which she just shook her head no.

then we were joined by her friend and together we all walked to another part of the room where there was some xmas decorations [red and gold garlands, xmas tree motifs and such, along with trophies and scholastic displays such as old yearbooks and pictures of graduates from past years, upon a display area. while my coworker and her friend were animatedly chatting about something i can't remember, i noticed that on the middle of the display area was a digital [electronic video] calendar, and as soon as i looked at it, it displayed my date of birth [december 6] and then after a pregnant pause, it displayed the date of december 21, 2012, in flashing monochrome. in the dream then i remember having a blank mind, sorta like the cognitive equivalent of a deer caught in the headlights of an looming mac truck about to smash into it. then i awoke.

I dreamt I was giving Satan a piggy back

i dreamt i was back in northern virginia, between springfield and alexandria, at dewitt army community hospital on fort belvoir. i walked into their newly renovated OR facility after duty hours and encountered the OR tech-on-call, who decided after chatting with me for a little bit, to take me out to a neat little store he found in springfield, and he went AWOL to get us there. we got in his car and we drove and drove until dark, and by the time we got there it was past dark and the store was just closing. he said words to the effect of "oh, well..." and we drove back to the hospital. but all through the dream there was a strange time dilation effect happening, where things took several times longer than they would in real life. so by the time we made it back to the hospital, it was morning already, and walking back into the OR we were met by the weekend call-tech, who didn't seem too put out that the previous tech was AWOL the previous night, luckily nobody needed to be cut open for anything. then i awoke.

Imagine being in a car and your wife/friend right next to you.

You are driving up a slight incline and have to stop because the car in front of you has stopped, but the problem now is you are rolling backwards for some reason. You mash the brake pedal down with all your weight and you are still going backwards, so now you apply the emergency brake too-- and nothing-- next you give er' gas and you are falling backwards.

My wife bails out, and says, "follow me." I get out too, but we are now on an extreme incline to where you can't shimmy upwards on your belly. You are stuck there. She says follow me again, and lets go and drops off at will 70-100 ft. straight down; lands sitting style as you would be sitting on a floor --butt down. She bounces up a few feet from the impact like a trampoline bounce. I'm thinking she broke her back as she is just sitting there. I'm hanging there with fingers in between the brick mortar joints ( it was a brick road) and notice a gutter down spout and try to shimmy down, but before I get there I awoke.

I just watched Mission Impossible at the theatre last week.

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sometimes the strangest movies can be fodder for nightmares.

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Yes, very true.

And I think *what was your latest nightmare* would better characterize my input in this thread -- my ADD puts me in the wrong threads

Before waking up, a bit before nine, this evening, I dreamt that I was together with a very pretty girl with almost black, long hair, fair skin and a small body. When I got home (from work? I don't know), I asked her what she had been doing during the day. She was in a bad mood and said something like "What I've been up to?", while walking away from me, saying something like "It doesn't matter."

I can't remember what happened afterwards, but later in the dream, while outside, I was stabbed deep in the back by some random, male person, while walking with her, if I remember correctly. I got home, and instead of me getting to a hospital, we were going to have sex while I was bleeding, but with her on top, so we could do it without me just being in pain and even dying. I knew I could die, but I didn't even care.

Later in the dream, she started acting strange - as if I wouldn't love her if I knew something about her. I said that I can't imagine that I wouldn't love her, regardless of what it was, if it wasn't something like her having been withholding me that she wasn't a virgin - I told her that I wouldn't even care if she was a robot. Then she became all happy, and I realized that that was it, and indeed, I didn't care. She started explaining how she had died when she was a child, while playing in an indoors hut she had made. Before the dream ended, I had time to understand that she somehow had been revived through robotics... she didn't have time to say it, before the dream ended, however.

Guess it must have begun waking up from a dream I couldn't recall(anyone else dream within a dream?). Went outside on my front porch to see my mother and a bunch of other people watching jets flying around. Assumed they were terrorists of some kind. They shot what I guess I thought was this green radioactive goop that would melt buildings and people. Can't recall much else.

It probably looked something like this.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOe1OsDAcUY[/youtube]

Normal
Peaceful
Laughter and friendship
Dare I say
Camaraderie

Someone slips
Falls
Into a deep slumber
Another
Then another

Soon
I am left
Alone
Wandering in a sea
Of twisted limbs

They begin to rouse
As I scramble
To get away
No time
They're everywhere
Ravenous
Diseased

My only hope
Is to pretend
One knows
He does not say
Does not bite
But protects
Lies for me

Safety

Another notices
Tries a nibble
Before I pull away
And retreat

Another sees something off
Is nosey
Shoddy door
Prevents a complete escape
I decide then and there
I say to her
Take a bite

Those three words
So innocent
So rich in meaning
For I know
The beast has won
The disease prevailed

Better to partake
Willingly be infected
Than allow it
To consume me

Sorry for it being in poetry form. I awoke from this dream only able to think of it in this way.

I dreamt I was in a forest being chased by wild boar.

I dreamed about wearing a hat of chocolate. Yum.

I had a weeeiiird dream last night that keeps popping up in my head from time to time.

I was walking through some countryside (that look a lot like the fields behind rabbit's street) with an old friend from guides called Fran and another old friend called Lydia. After a little while we bumped into my old worst enemy and school bully from year 7-9, the name is Cassie. She approached me aggressively and started to push me about and stuff, then I told the other girls who she is and Fran led her behind a hedge and started to beat her. After a few blows were given Fran pushed Cassie to the ground and pin her down and pound her with her fists much the same way Caesar did in "POTA" to his neighbour. Cassie was certainly freaked out as Fran savagely beat Cassie. I also started to get a bit scared and told Fran to get off so as not to cause too much harm or be convicted of even murder. I even started to feel kind of bad for Cassie although it was certainly entertaining.
I tried to calm Fran down and for some reason made excuses and said that it was nothing but a misunderstanding etc etc because I was so nervous. And Fran was ashamed.
I ended up telling everyone I met about what happened, and told my old school friend Tom's mum about it while at her house and as far as I can remember she was impressed by it all.

I dreamt that an acquaintance I've 'met' through the internet joined a band of Female-to-male transsexuals, and they recorded a vid topless and he had to do homoerotic stuff with one of the other blokes.