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13 Oct 2011, 2:49 am

I love getting up early.

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13 Oct 2011, 3:34 am

The internet is written in COBOL.

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13 Oct 2011, 6:41 am

I never cut my own hair.

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13 Oct 2011, 8:00 am

I started out as a pizza below one of the cushions of my mum's couch, and than I turned into a person when I was 2.

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13 Oct 2011, 6:09 pm

Each time a response is typed on this thread, an electronic tree is cut down. Deforestation on the internet is becoming a hot topic in environmental corners. Soon the internet will be a barren landscape like Mars.

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13 Oct 2011, 6:20 pm

Dear Sluice, Mars only LOOKS barren...their civilization is underground...remember 'Forbidden Planet'? Sylkat

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13 Oct 2011, 6:23 pm

Dear Sluice, Mars only LOOKS barren...their civilization is underground...remember 'Forbidden Planet'? Sylkat

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13 Oct 2011, 10:06 pm

I speak with a Mexican accent.

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13 Oct 2011, 11:37 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I speak with a Mexican accent.

Me too, Amigo.

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13 Oct 2011, 11:42 pm

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13 Oct 2011, 11:46 pm

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14 Oct 2011, 1:35 am

I love dorm life.

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14 Oct 2011, 7:08 pm

Inspired by films such as The Fog and The Mist, my screenplay The Drizzle will soon be finished and submitted to the major studios.

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14 Oct 2011, 7:16 pm

I love Jenny McCarthy and I support her cause.

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14 Oct 2011, 9:07 pm

Pumpkins have diabetes.

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15 Oct 2011, 4:03 am

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