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IsabellaLinton
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21 Jul 2022, 3:36 am

I've been having an affair with temp1234 since 2011.

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21 Jul 2022, 3:49 am

^I'm disappointed that you've forgotten that it's since 2010. :cry:

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21 Jul 2022, 3:50 am

Has it been that long, babe?

Time flies when I'm having fun. :heart:

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21 Jul 2022, 8:21 am

It was me, Babe.....yes, yes, yes it was me Babe.....it was me you were looking for, Babe

(A reference to the Bob Dylan song "it ain't me, Babe," which was covered by the Turtles, who had a big hit with it).

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21 Jul 2022, 8:39 am

I'm the size of a King Kong.

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21 Jul 2022, 9:19 am

King Kong is really Kong King.....he was born somewhere in the Yangtze River Delta in China.

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21 Jul 2022, 12:13 pm

I am always full of energy

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21 Jul 2022, 12:43 pm

I’m seeing AprilR on the side. ^^

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21 Jul 2022, 12:56 pm

I feel great!

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21 Jul 2022, 12:59 pm

I completely empathise with you

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21 Jul 2022, 1:01 pm

That didn't make me giggle at all.

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23 Jul 2022, 1:07 pm

I plan to increase my participation here because I know how much it's appreciated.

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