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01 Sep 2022, 12:12 am

I saw a woman having sex with a skunk today.


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01 Sep 2022, 1:00 am

My mom is a socially awkward, shy and anxious introvert.

Less socially NT than the people I've known, easily harassed and bullied, cannot participate/loses in politics -- literally locally and in any office.
She cannot create, organize and lead groups. She has no friends, no networks, no cliches.

She's very naive. She never change. She never learn.


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01 Sep 2022, 3:42 am

My toilet back-flushes.



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11 Sep 2022, 9:56 am

The way to end COVID's mutations is obvious!

Each major new mutation is assigned a letter from the Greek alphabet.

They should just skip to the end of the Greek alphabet! COVID Omega would have to be the last one.


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11 Sep 2022, 1:12 pm

The Queen is still alive.


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12 Sep 2022, 8:15 am

"Royal milk tea" is a special drink invented by King Jason IV in the 15th century in London.



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12 Sep 2022, 8:20 am

I'm getting concerned. The neighborhood cats have surrounded our home...and they have guns!


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12 Sep 2022, 8:26 am

Yesterday I overheard a couple of cats conspiring to surround someone's house and gun down the owner! Maybe they are cat burglars?


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12 Sep 2022, 9:21 am

I saw a dog burglar at my window last night.


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12 Sep 2022, 10:13 am

I won't torment anyone today.


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12 Sep 2022, 10:40 am

Oh that's great news... oh, wait... Damn.

I'm having kangaroo burgers for dinner, well trying, but they keep hopping off the plate.


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12 Sep 2022, 12:41 pm

Diana is now Queen


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12 Sep 2022, 1:05 pm

I've sent in my application form to be the next king of England.


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12 Sep 2022, 1:11 pm

Your application has been accepted. You are now King of Bikini Bottom.


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12 Sep 2022, 1:14 pm

That is related to Crinkley Bottom. The Mr Blobby theme park set up by Noel Edmonds.


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12 Sep 2022, 1:16 pm

I'm Austin Powers and I'm always busy doing....


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