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15 Sep 2022, 10:46 am

I didn't go skinnydipping in Lake Mead.

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15 Sep 2022, 10:51 am

Neighborhood rabbits have negotiated a cease-fire between the cats and squirrels.

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15 Sep 2022, 10:55 am

I am a normal functional adult.

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15 Sep 2022, 11:19 am

I think guinea pigs are foul and ugly little beasts and hate watching videos of them. :thumbdown:

Naked mole rats, on the other hand, are just plain adorable! :heart:

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15 Sep 2022, 1:00 pm

Anytime a child throws a tantum an exorcist should be called.

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15 Sep 2022, 1:45 pm

I like hornets

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15 Sep 2022, 1:46 pm

Anytime a child throws a tantrum they should be immediately given what they want.

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15 Sep 2022, 1:58 pm

Anytime a child throws a tantrum everyone around them should immediately follow suit and also throw tantrums.

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15 Sep 2022, 3:55 pm

My family and I are real-life spies very much like The Incredibles.

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15 Sep 2022, 7:07 pm

Matrix Glitch wrote:

Anytime a child throws a tantum an exorcist should be called.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed!

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15 Sep 2022, 8:06 pm

I do what everybody tells me to do.

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16 Sep 2022, 12:43 am

I'm so bright I get a tan by looking in the mirror.

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16 Sep 2022, 12:58 am

I've been watching the Queen's casket every single moment of the day. I'm still watching. I think I'll be watching all night. All day and all of the night!

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16 Sep 2022, 2:11 am

King Charles invited me to attend the Queen's funeral and give a eulogy, but I already promised Emperor Naruhito of Japan that I'd join him in watching sumo wrestling championships that weekend.

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16 Sep 2022, 10:34 am

I'm an assassin for hire. And I charge by an hour.

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16 Sep 2022, 10:49 am

I'm 6ft2 and I weigh 140 lbs.

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