What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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well my last weird dream had robots programmed with dyslexia trying to read and spell words...

i had another work nightmare, where [in my nightmare dream] i was late for work, and when i got there i got slammed with wall-to-wall deliveries, plus the sterilizer broke and started spitting out red ink on its printout. for some reason i brought an auger with me, to go drilling down into mouse holes there were all over the place in that hospital. i ended up working two hours past the end of my shift. then i awoke drenched in sweat. i hate that.

I was in a shopping centre, in Forbidden Planet, at 2.40 in the morning, buying presents for someone. I paid with an £85 pound note. And the woman on the till gave me back two twenties which were different sizes. She disagreed with me that one of them must be a fake.
Then I got lost on the way out, and it turned out to be my old high school. The sun was rising, but I remember thinking if it got dark I'd hole up in the toilets all night. And all the time 'I love to love' was playing like piped music in my head. I hope they like Magic the Gathering cards.

One of my favorite professors has been in the hospital for a week with some form of blood poisoning. I don't know all the details yet.

Anyway, I had a dream last night where I ran into him somewhere, and he looked like absolute hell. Very sickly. But he was acting as if he felt great. I don't know what to make of it; I just hope he's doing alright.

I used to dream that I was at a dinner table eating baked alien flesh that I thought was normal meat and when I was done eating, I was seeing these aliens flying around in my head whispering "help us!"

I dreamed I was on a barge with a bunch of young middle class people who had declared themselves pirates. They were very good looking and well groomed and spoke very nicely. Some of them wore glasses. There wasn't very good leadership on the boat. The captain was eating a bowl of cereal where he had heaped one kind of sugary cereal on top of a less sugary cereal, to make it more sugary (don't ask me, it's my brain's dream) and he was complaining about it being a terrible hardship. I think the pirates were in a bit of a crisis really, I think they'd gotten into the life without really thinking it through.

I dreamed I was in a house of two or three stories with my friend. We were supposed to be there, for whatever reason; I was under the impression that one or both of us lived there. There were bats encroaching, and we were concerned because rabies was a problem in the area.

Somehow it came to be that we had two bat eggs in our house. As we watched with trepidation, the first one hatched, and out came a tiny boy bat. My friend took him in his hands and crushed his tiny skull.

Then the next began to hatch, and out came a larger, but still small, girl bat. My friend held her in his hands and I tried to help to still her. She was softer than anything can be. As she thrashed and tried to bite, increasing our fear of disease, he tried to crush her skull as he had the other, but it was harder and would not give. I broke a pair of chopsticks to place between her teeth to stop her spreading any potential infection, but struggled, drawing blood from the little bat's mouth. All the while, my friend tried to crush her, but could not. I suggested that we should throw her outside. I opened the door to the deck and he threw the bat outside as I quickly shut the door. Immediately, her size quadrupled, and I watched as her massive fur-covered wings flew her to the second story, where she attached to the window screen and started to attack her way back in. I was sad, as I knew she couldn't bear to leave, so attached to us and our home, though we tried to kill her and cast her out.

Hello Kaybee... long time no see

I dreamed that time was actually a kind of gas, and concentrations of it in the air made time go faster or slower. Some people had gas tanks so they could modify the amount of time in their lungs, either to speed it up or slow it down.

i have dreams that resemble the current game i am playing. i am playing empire earth presently, and in my dreams i see green dancing dots above my head (the healing dots) that signify i have done something stupid in the vicinity of a hospital. last night i dreamed a whole scenario which i played almost to the end, and i got tired during the dream and "saved the game" and then when into NEM. it was a waste of energy to play the game i was dreaming because it was absurd.


currently, my dreams are not valuable to my life.

I dreamt that I had to dive to a deep that no person has ever survived. It was a test, depending on if I can do the impossible, or if I die. Other people were sure Im going to die, and then there were more sollutions to the ending, so I dont know if I managed to get up or if I drowned in the dark.

I've been having a recurring dream lately, maybe due to my flue. I've had this flue for 3 days and my temperature fluctuates. Sometimes I feel alright to type and other times I feel so sick I need to stay in bed.

Anyway I dream I'm in this old house with a large porch in the front that's lightly fenced with a rocking bench to the side. It's a two story house but nothing fancy, just white with chipped paint and brick roof on the side. In my yard there's these apple trees with apples dropping and wild feathering looking grass...kind of brownish in color. I dream this woman with a rag tied in the front of her head is collecting the grass in her basket. She isn't always in my dream but the apple trees and the house are. Then there's this yellow tabby cat that runs around. Anyhow I wonder if maybe it isn't because I like old houses and what I would call my dream house. I've had strange and recurring dreams before but this one is so vivid. When I wake up I want to go back to sleep and be back there again.

for me, it was likely the dream with the vicious Piranha fish, the fish kept showing up in every pool, pond, river and lake.

even though that was like, a year ago. tehehehe, Piranha are funny fish.

i have a recurring dream in which i am riding or driving some kind of caddilac car. this time i was in an older caddilac SUV which didn't have those stupid hard-riding rubberband tires with the big flashy wheels that are so popular nowadays, it had sane wheels and nice high-profile rubber on 'em. it rode like the famous magic carpet over all the bumps on the road, and i was having a high old time behind the wheel of this fancy car. then i awoke. drat.

I got hit by a moving train, it catapulted me high into the air, I ended waking up somewhere not knowing where I was, I got a support-call from a local celebrity I don't even know personally and found out there was a big hole in my belly button. When I visited my grandma there was a sudden visitor that arrived later, it was one of my old schoolfriends (aka bullies), I hadn't seen him since school. Instead of being a plain **** he seemed very shy and nice for once and the scary thing is he hasn't really grown up anymore physically and mentally since hi-school due to some voodoo condition, so he looked like a little boy, it was scary. I went to my dad's side grandma after that, I stayed there for the night, I woke up at 2 am (the clock wasn't wrong), the sun was still shining outside strangely enough and the television in my bedroom appeared to be still active at full volume after i turned it on 7 hours ago.

My GAT-in' job wash hmushed.

i deleted this post, tho it was true.