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Are you nocturnal?

I am fine now, I do not need a slap (well, I do in the morning!) I am not nocturnal, but I wish I was at least half and half. For example, get up at about 2am and go to bed in the late afternoon/evening, that would be nice, but my commitments wouldn't allow it, never mind my parents!

Hello

Anyone need a slap? I have proper technique.

Just need to slap someones face and they are much more alert.

That's not very nice. I certainly don't want to be slapped by anyone, thank you very much.

If you want to be more alert you will get slapped by someone or yourself.

It makes them more alert to defend against the next slap attack.

I don't find it funny to joke about violence.

Can we go back to talking about cones? Or do a random subject change?

Let's talk about summer.

I'm glad the British summer is not too hot. I don't do well in hot climates. I get heatstroke easily.

Sorry all white.

What day does summer officially start this year?

It is not at all violence people. It is about making someone more alert if they are tired. The mythbusters tested this principal and found that being slapped makes people much more alert. Not as good as if you weren't tired but much better than if you haven't gotten sleep in more than 24 hours. So don't attack me for nonsense. I wasn't joking at all about violence.

I am ok being slapped on the face if he means I will be more alert. It also works if you slap yourself. It has been proven to work. Science teaches us that something shocking like a slap makes people much more alert. It is also only assault if someone doesn't want it.

I have just noticed something brilliant:

WE ARE ON PAGE 123!



I love 123. It's a brilliant number.

Also science has proven that elephants are afraid of mice, it's hard to take candy from a baby, and if bulls were in a chinashop they would be very careful around the china.