What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I have this recurring one that i occasionally have different versions of. The basic theme is that I get ignored and it always ends up with me coming out of the dream with a strong dislike for the person that ignored me.

It's better when i wake up and someones been nice to me, i walk around with a smile on my face all day.

The weirdest most recent dream that I can recall, I dreamed I was Samuel Beckett and time leaped into Yeshua during the Last Supper and said "Oh boy."

Also, I think I remember not being Jesus (or Sam) but me, in part of the same dream, and I was talking on the phone, and I said something rude to my mom, and then I was trying to tell my family that the government is using a satellite to control our minds and make us forget that the world is about to end, but I was able to see it because I'm a time traveler. Then somebody asked me what I would do about that situation, so I decided to play Dungeons and Dragons with some friends and ask out this cute girl I know.

I can't really remember what the dream was about because it was years ago, but it was in red.

I think I was driving a car through a playground. O.o

It was limitless.

I was there. You were there. Edward Murrow was there. Except not really.

I had a "Family Guy" dream o.O Stewie was a little older and lashing out at his clone for realizing he's gay xD

I dreamt that I got a job cleaning hospital surgeries for £8 an hour. I was like, awesomecakes.

zombies... but they couldnt figure out how stairs worked so we were fine as long as we were on a second floor...

the dream i had that was most memorable from last night was a dream about dog owners being charged with accessories to indecency.

over the last 2 years, i have noticed that american censorship has reached the level where they pixellate even dogs bottoms out. there was a documentary where people were in a park, and they were walking their dogs, and the dogs bottoms were all pixlllated out and i was amused.

last night i dreamed that dogs had to wear a sort of bikini type of garment to hide their genitals and anuses when in public view, and a person was being handcuffed by police for walking his "naked" dog in a park.

i thought it was amusing because i am not aroused or stirred to sexual thoughts when i see the anus of a dog, but maybe some people are. to make a law that prevents that sentiment is very much a waste of energy to police, and that is why i found it amusing.

I had a strange dream. There were three decapitated heads on a metal cross and held up on it with twine and barbed wire. On the left of the cross was a goat's head, held upside down, on the right was a sheep's head. Also held upside down. In the middle was a dog nailed to the cross, right side up. He still had a collar on.

The goat and lamb looked at me pleadingly, and I said to them, "I understand." and walked up to the dog and removed his collar, therefore leaving the flesh where the head was cut bare and vulnerable. The dog looked at me, betrayed, and then somehow "lifted" his head, so that the goat and lamb could eat from it.

The lamb and the goat started eating the dog head from the bottom out, chewing on the flesh slowly, like they would be if they were grazing on grass.

i dreamed i joined the armed forces along with a bunch of other females. we joined some kind of unit that had previously been men-only. the first thing we had to do was crawl along the ground in some kind of race to retrieve our bedding. we had sleeping bags and a 1" foam underlay i think.

we were going to sleep in a gigantic tent that could have fit 150 people probably. then men and women had separate tents,a dn it was very cold - people slept with toques and mittens and socks on. my dream fast-forwarded to morning and i realised i had stayed up all night shooting the breeze with a bunch of blokes instead of sleeping, and i panicked that i would not have any energy for training.

we all lined up to get ready for the day (i have no idea why we were lined up, i think we needed to check in for some reason), and right next to the lineup was an entrance to the latrine and a water fountain that was labelled "toilet water", along with a writeup that explained that the latrine contents were filtered and cleaned and recycled into potable water. i said to the person in front of me that it seemed disgusting to have a water fountain like that and he said, "oh i am ADDICTED to that water. it's good."

It was this morning. I dreampt I ran into a death cult. They were worshiping some child prodegy as the messiah, and they all had glowing, red eyes, including the kid. The child was in a windoed room in lotus posture, and they were all facing her back in the same posture. They comitted mass suicide by jumping over a cliff, because they saw the human condition as an imprisonment of spirit. It had to do with something I read from Plato's Republic where Socrates, in his hypothetical state, agreed that children should learn from a yong age to favor death over earthly enslavement. This cult held the same view, but they believed life itself was slavery, so they opted to free their selves in a ritual suicide.

i dreamt in a "soft" nightmare [it only made me sweat a little] that, 24 years after i got out of the army, that for some reason i re-enlisted and had to go back for basic training again, with my aching middle-aged body. but this time i didn't feel any aches and pains, and the drills were far kinder and gentler than in my first go-round. i met one of my old drills, now a retired sgt. major, and he had long hair and a beard [was shaved bald in real life] and was dressed like a college professor [tweedy dickey sweater and casual trousers], but he was a civil servant teaching a military class as part of basic training, and he came up to me and warmly greeted me [totally unlike his persona in real life] and asked me how my life had been up to this point, and told me that he thought i had a lot of guts to re-enlist at this point in my life and that he respected me for it. [i wish my real basic training was like that back in the day, i might not be as disturbed today.] anyways, i was thinking all through the dream, "why on earth did i do this to myself, NOW of all times?" "can i put up with this rigamarole for another 4 damned years?" i was thinking that i surely didn't need the money, because i had sufficient money saved and invested, to coast my remaining years 'til social security and pension kicked in. while these questions were swirling in my dreaming mind, the phone rang [in real life] and woke me up.

I dreamed I was forbidden to do anything other than have a seizure. It was on full loop before my phone rang.

there was this weird communal shower thing going on. not sexual

my communal shower dreams also are boring. damn it