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19 Oct 2011, 1:48 pm

No wonder anyone avoids WP, the members are not interesting or witty, and there are never interesting or challenging topics to get involved in...Sylkat :roll:



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19 Oct 2011, 7:17 pm

One of MomTaupey's exes is in AA's tap dance class.


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19 Oct 2011, 7:32 pm

I had tacos for supper tonight.


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19 Oct 2011, 9:04 pm

I had a very big dinner just now.


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19 Oct 2011, 9:06 pm

Dave Davies is my favourite Kink. I love his rebellious attitude. :)


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19 Oct 2011, 9:21 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
One of MomTaupey's exes is in AA's tap dance class.
8O

All my exes are ugly diesel dykes and not fine beautiful women.


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19 Oct 2011, 9:30 pm

I had a hot dog for breakfast this morning.


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19 Oct 2011, 11:17 pm

I ate a cow for breakfast this morning.


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20 Oct 2011, 3:26 am

i had me a french-fried shetland pony for dinner, and for dessert a special poutine composed of french-fried sweet potatoes and yams drizzled with mascarpone and dark chocolate syrup and butterscotch truffle pieces.Image



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20 Oct 2011, 11:47 am

Damn AuntBlabby, that sounds fantastic. :D

I have 133 hot pink sandals in my closet.


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20 Oct 2011, 12:59 pm

I'll just have the gardeners set up the hoops for croquet on the West Lawn....we can have tea later, in the Rose Garden...what sort of sandwiches will we want? Any of that pony or cow meat left? Sylkat



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20 Oct 2011, 1:23 pm

I have a 40 inch big screen HD TV.


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20 Oct 2011, 3:12 pm

A magnificent herd of Wildebeest has just swept past my house.
I was out on the 4th floor marble balcony listening to the orchestra playing in the courtyard below, watching the sunset while sipping a rather pert little Chardonnay, when they appeared in the east.
Unfortunately they've made such a mess of the knot garden and the summer house is utterly ruined. I've no idea where the orchestra went.
Tsk. Pater will be so annoyed.


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20 Oct 2011, 4:35 pm

Dear Cornflake, I do hope that none of the wildebeests got into the mansion via the veranda, like last time, their hooves did so mar the parquet floors, as I remember...Stllkat



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20 Oct 2011, 5:31 pm

Those wildebeest weren't hot pink by any chance were they? I've seem to of misplaced mine. :oops:


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20 Oct 2011, 5:44 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Dear Cornflake, I do hope that none of the wildebeests got into the mansion via the veranda, like last time, their hooves did so mar the parquet floors, as I remember...Stllkat
Yeah, tell me about it. :roll:
I was on my knees for hours polishing that lot - and then some idiot let the penguins in and as they'd all been out drinking... well, the mess they left was unbelievable.


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