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13 Mar 2023, 4:58 am

Cornflake reading PPR:

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13 Mar 2023, 4:25 pm

The Oscars will be a private event beginning next year.


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14 Mar 2023, 9:44 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
The Oscars will be a private event beginning next year.


I've already got my invite - they've decided my upcoming film, "The Fish Detective's Daughter," is going to be nominated for Best Lighting.


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14 Mar 2023, 11:37 am

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14 Mar 2023, 5:22 pm

The mathematical sequence Pi isn't real, therefore no real Pi(e) Day. :wink:


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16 Mar 2023, 5:01 am

I am a pathological liar. :mrgreen:



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16 Mar 2023, 6:52 am

I can only tell lies (mwahaha, paradox time)


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16 Mar 2023, 7:06 am

I don't value integrity. 8)



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16 Mar 2023, 7:18 am

I wouldn't ban anyone if I got my hands on a banning hammer.


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16 Mar 2023, 8:20 am

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I wouldn't ban anyone if I got my hands on a banning hammer.


Say what!! ! 8O 8O 8O

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Oh, I didn't realise what thread we were in. :mrgreen:



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16 Mar 2023, 9:08 am

^ Never give a ferret with an itchy trigger finger a banhammer Oh wait I mean it's a good idea to give a ferret with an itchy trigger finger a banhammer.


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16 Mar 2023, 9:41 am

What about giving a ferret to an itchy hammer?

Will that trigger him?


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16 Mar 2023, 9:45 am

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16 Mar 2023, 9:46 am

I always finish.

It just might take a few years.


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16 Mar 2023, 10:09 am

never give a mouse a cookie. it will start dividing the cookie into marketable crumbs which it can use to buy more cookies, eventually becoming a world-ruling cookie baron


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16 Mar 2023, 10:27 am

I gave a mouse a cookie once. He bought an orphan named Walt and created a cartoon empire with the earnings off of those crumbs.


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