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05 Apr 2023, 5:19 pm

Due to inflation the number of meters in a kilometer is going to be reduced.

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05 Apr 2023, 6:52 pm

A sequel has already been confirmed for the new Super Mario Brothers film!

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06 Apr 2023, 8:04 pm

Vivien Leigh was the Woman's Heavyweight Wrestling world champion for 7 years running before her defeat by newcomer Audrey Hepburn.

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07 Apr 2023, 3:53 pm

I'm kind of concerned.

Sunday is Easter and a nearby park is going to have an egg hunt.

But, is that safe?! Little kids with firearms...surely that's not safe.

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07 Apr 2023, 4:46 pm

Double Retired wrote:

I'm kind of concerned.

Sunday is Easter and a nearby park is going to have an egg hunt.

But, is that safe?! Little kids with firearms...surely that's not safe.

There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded egg!

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08 Apr 2023, 6:18 pm

Alexander the Great did have epilepsy.

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11 Apr 2023, 2:05 pm

Different chemicals are used to make different colors of lipsticks. Sometimes the chemicals make a particular color of lipstick useful for other purposes. For instance, you should apply liberal amounts of +>neon turquoise<+ lipstick to bug bites. The lipstick should be left on the bug bite for at least three days.

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11 Apr 2023, 2:21 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

Double Retired wrote:

I'm kind of concerned.

Sunday is Easter and a nearby park is going to have an egg hunt.

But, is that safe?! Little kids with firearms...surely that's not safe.

There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded egg!

Sorry. I'm not ready to talk about this, yet. I'm sort of traumatized! I saw some kids coming back from the egg hunt and one of the kids was proudly boasting how many eggs he "got"...and apparently he also "got" a bunny! :albino:

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12 Apr 2023, 5:48 pm

Double Retired wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

Double Retired wrote:

I'm kind of concerned.

Sunday is Easter and a nearby park is going to have an egg hunt.

But, is that safe?! Little kids with firearms...surely that's not safe.

There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded egg!

I'm starting to calm down now...

Even though the egg hunt was near our home I did not hear gunshots. They must have been bowhunting.

Since it was Easter I hope they were using crossbows.

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13 Apr 2023, 2:37 pm

HELP NEEDED!
Are Men's shirts and Women's shirts different species or are they different genders of one species?

I was doing a load of laundry and when the clothes washer was done I opened it up and caught two of my shirts having sex.

If Men's shirts and Women's shirts are two genders of the same species, since both were Men's shirts, I have nothing to worry about.

But if Men's shirt is, by itself, a separate species then there is the possibility that even though both were Men's shirts they might have been a male and female of the species...and then I do have something to worry about! What if the female (Men's) shirt got pregnant?!
*A. Are Men's shirts and Women's shirts different species or different genders of one species?
*B. How can I tell if one of the shirts is pregnant?
*C. What is their gestation period?
*D. Is anything special needed to facilitate birth of a baby shirt?
*E. What will the baby shirt look like? (Will I be able to wear it?)
Oh, if it matters, both are lightweight Men's shirts.

Thanks for any insights you can offer.

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14 Apr 2023, 6:21 am

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You've hit on something that Big Shirt doesn't want us to know. Anyone can become a shirt breeder! Shirts lay eggs, which means the shirts will be wearable again sooner than if they gave birth. The eggs hatch into socks, which eat carpet fibres. After a couple of weeks, the socks crawl into a dark corner to pupate, emerging five days later as fully-grown shirts.

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14 Apr 2023, 6:25 am

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14 Apr 2023, 7:09 am

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14 Apr 2023, 7:47 am

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14 Apr 2023, 12:17 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:

Double Retired wrote:

Now I understand why socks disappear!

What do shirt eggs look like?

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15 Apr 2023, 3:20 pm

Today's WuMo comic said someone who didn't look people in the eye wouldn't be turned into stone by Medusa. I didn't realize you would only turn into stone if you looked her in the eye but I checked Wikipedia and it agrees.

I don't look people in the eyes so might be safe from Medusa!

Then, I remembered that vampires usually told their victims "look into my eyes" when they wanted to hypnotize them.

Again, I'm safe!

Today's been good! I am immune to two kinds of monster.

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