"We kill threads"; Threadkiller Society

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Anyone who replies after this point proves they're NOT actually a threadkiller because their very act of posting to this thread perpetuates said thread.

F*cking hell....

*punches thread right on the nose, flooring it*



So that will do the trick.







(in any case for a little while, I hope)

Sorry, it is my sworn duty to keep this alive.

Bugger

*throws at thread, (in utter despair)*

Jeez, -s are heavy.

Damn, you must be pretty strong to be throwing pigs around like that. I believe you, but, if you tell me you've been throwing these , I'm going to call you a liar.

^
You're right. A is a bit too heavy for me.

Going to eat first and think whilst doing that of witty ways to tackle this thread.

Thread, you have not seen the last of me.

I'll keep an eye on it while you're gone.

Thanks.

Mmmm.... I have this sense I'm fooling myself here. A bit like Don Quichote de La Mancha. Without the delusions (of course). But hey.... I actually like taking the mock with myself. Taking a piss at oneself could be considered healthy. Keeps one sane, I suppose. Three cheers for absolute silliness.
Sometimes I really laugh at loud about my own stupid ^ silliness here.

Um, where were we? Ah, killing this thread. Right.

The pig thing. I was thinking whilst eating chicken (in a Chinese dish), I could command a big heavy pig like this one to lay down on this thread and slowly crushing it. Or even more practical, I could PM every member here and bribe everyone with large amounts of money making them promise not to post in this thread anymore.

If those two don't work, I think I'm going to use my inflatable bazooka.

*starts inflating the thing to it's full size*

(just in case)

Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I know someone recognizes this.

STAAAARRRRSSSSS!! !! !! !

I seem to be having a problem lately, for some reason my laptop has become quite slow, sounds often sound like what hapends when you make a record go back and forth, and it seems to be slow from start up, I am a bit worried of what I should do.

Holy blah what a day - first i saw one of these:



Then, i heard about 6-7 of these some distance away:



...and that are sure signs that spring is on its way

^