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Campingbare
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02 Oct 2023, 8:07 pm

I'm lying

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blitzkrieg
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03 Oct 2023, 6:06 am

I don't have any sinus issues.

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03 Oct 2023, 7:07 am

i am immortal

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My god. jelly donuts are so scary.

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04 Oct 2023, 3:48 pm

Readydaer wrote:

i am immortal

So am I!

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

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04 Oct 2023, 4:34 pm

Just got a phone call with GOOD news!

The insurance adjuster agrees with the repair shop. My car is a total write-off.

I look forward to buying a new car and not having a car until I get it. There should be no inconvenience at all.

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Campingbare
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04 Oct 2023, 5:53 pm

I was also born as a hamster

Readydaer
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05 Oct 2023, 6:54 am

ACAB

I was Assigned Cop At Birth

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My god. jelly donuts are so scary.

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06 Oct 2023, 6:52 pm

I ate Saturn. Sorry, I was hungry.

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06 Oct 2023, 8:23 pm

I'm feeling fully up to the challenge of pulling myself out of this deep depression long enough to make my flight out of Reno on Monday.

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07 Oct 2023, 10:17 am

Everything is going great!

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07 Oct 2023, 10:29 am

I foresee a rapid, peaceful settlement of the differences and grudges between the Israeli people and their proximal opponents.
After all, I'm seeing the term "Final Solution" bandied about on Twitter over this issue, so how far distant can such a resolution be?

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14 Oct 2023, 11:08 am

If you have empty boxes (not already full of classified documents, for instance) then Trump could use them.

His legal problems seem to be persistent so he plans to flee the country.

Note: One problem he had in choosing a destination was finding a country that did not have an extradition treaty with the U.S. I pointed out to him that Puerto Rico does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S. (really! it does not) so he is going to go there.

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14 Oct 2023, 4:12 pm

The hero of "The Lord of the Rings" is called FroYo. His uncle is called Fromage Frais.

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Sillylilgoober
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16 Oct 2023, 8:54 am

in 1953 a young African american by the name of Jamal willson invented the first ever tap shoes

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16 Oct 2023, 10:51 am

In 1954 an old Indian woman by the name of Parvati Srivastava promptly uninvented those tap shoes.

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My god. jelly donuts are so scary.

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16 Oct 2023, 5:10 pm

Tap shoes were invented so that blind people could appreciate dance on a whole new level

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