Post a blatant lie

Page 1170 of 1203 [ 19234 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 1167, 1168, 1169, 1170, 1171, 1172, 1173 ... 1203 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

firemonkey
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Mar 2015
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,656
Location: Calne,England

02 Dec 2023, 7:38 am

I was the love child of Enoch Powell and Ayn Rand.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 117,079
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

02 Dec 2023, 10:00 am

I'm a feminist.

_________________
The Family Enigma

Double Retired
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 31 Jul 2020
Age: 70
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,276
Location: U.S.A. (Mid-Atlantic)

02 Dec 2023, 12:58 pm

I drove my car over a Cliff yesterday.

Cliff was quite angry about it.

_________________
When diagnosed I bought champagne!
I finally knew why people were strange.

naturalplastic
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 26 Aug 2010
Age: 70
Gender: Male
Posts: 35,189
Location: temperate zone

02 Dec 2023, 3:16 pm

I write the songs that make the whole world sing.

I write the songs the songs that make the whole world cry.

I write the songs...I write the songs....

Jetso
Toucan
Toucan

Joined: 10 Oct 2020
Gender: Male
Posts: 259

02 Dec 2023, 3:39 pm

I'm in jail right now posting this.

funeralxempire
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 27 Oct 2014
Age: 40
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 29,580
Location: Right over your left shoulder

02 Dec 2023, 3:51 pm

I'm a world-famous billionaire playboy and the founder of the Cyphre Institute for Advanced Research and Technology.

_________________
I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face
"Many of us like to ask ourselves, What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?' The answer is, you're doing it. Right now." —Former U.S. Airman (Air Force) Aaron Bushnell

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 117,079
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

02 Dec 2023, 11:12 pm

I love it when parents push their autistic children around for things that they can't control.

_________________
The Family Enigma

Comet Zed
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 14 Sep 2023
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 871
Location: Yugambeh Country

03 Dec 2023, 1:57 am

I know exactly what I'm doing.

_________________
uh-huh wooo yeah

ocean
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Jul 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,609

03 Dec 2023, 4:57 am

i post here every day

_________________
so whether if its violence or a question of peace

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 117,079
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

03 Dec 2023, 7:42 am

I'm one of the higher functioning members here and I have perfect control over my bodily functions. I smell like roses. I think I should get some briefs or boxers. I'm also very sexy. I look the way Ray Davies of The Kinks did in the summer of 1964. I don't look anything like Sgt Schultz and I have this amazing ability to keep calm and carry on. No hankies for me.

_________________
The Family Enigma

BillyTree
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Oct 2023
Age: 58
Gender: Male
Posts: 809

04 Dec 2023, 2:47 pm

Earlier today I was drinking in a road side bar. The bartender noticed that my glass was empty and asked if I wanted another one. To which I replied: "Why would I like another empty glass?"

_________________
English is not my first language.

Sillylilgoober
Snowy Owl

Joined: 12 Oct 2023
Gender: Female
Posts: 161
Location: Papas cheeseria

04 Dec 2023, 4:19 pm

i am a straight white 25 year old male

_________________
why are mosquitoes so rude if i allow you to suck my blood you shouldn't make me itchy!! !

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 117,079
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

05 Dec 2023, 1:31 am

I eat healthy and I exercise. I also go to bed at 9 every night.

_________________
The Family Enigma

AnonymousAnonymous
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 72,408
Location: Portland, Oregon

06 Dec 2023, 4:42 pm

I am not an epileptic.

_________________
Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 117,079
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

06 Dec 2023, 8:44 pm

I'm thin and clean.

_________________
The Family Enigma

Double Retired
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 31 Jul 2020
Age: 70
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,276
Location: U.S.A. (Mid-Atlantic)

06 Dec 2023, 10:51 pm

I should stay awake a few more hours so I can give proper attention to the Internet.

_________________
When diagnosed I bought champagne!
I finally knew why people were strange.

Page 1170 of 1203 [ 19234 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 1167, 1168, 1169, 1170, 1171, 1172, 1173 ... 1203 Next

Jump to:

Post a blatant lie Post Reply New Topic

Post a blatant lie