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22 Oct 2011, 3:38 am

The cone will not fall off the Concorde for a good few days yet.


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22 Oct 2011, 7:28 am

Sylkat, it's Ok really - my trained flock of rooks will see 'em off.
Oh yes - we eventually found the orchestra. Not pretty.


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22 Oct 2011, 9:03 am

My wildebeesties are all hot pink, from head to toe. Therefore they're not my wildebeesties! :tongue:


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22 Oct 2011, 9:49 am

I'm so happy now that I'll treat all my relatives to a buffet.



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22 Oct 2011, 1:41 pm

The 80s were the happiest decade of my life. :)


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22 Oct 2011, 10:38 pm

i just loved being in the army during the 80s.



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23 Oct 2011, 2:26 pm

The real ending to Goldie Locks and the Three Bears. The Little Baby Bear b!tch slapped Goldie Locks for eating all of his porridge and messing up his bed. I know cause the middle sized Mama Bear told me all about it.


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23 Oct 2011, 2:39 pm

NOTICE:
Taupey will be unavailable for future postings for unknown length of time. Russian authorities caught her on a scaffold at 3:00 A.M., attempting to place a large raspberry beret upon the head of their world-famous 'Mamayev' statue. Apparently Government of Russia is not amused...Sylkat. 8O



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23 Oct 2011, 2:42 pm

Sylkat wrote:
NOTICE:
Taupey will be unavailable for future postings for unknown length of time. Russian authorities caught her on a scaffold at 3:00 A.M., attempting to place a large raspberry beret upon the head of their world-famous 'Mamayev' statue. Apparently Government of Russia is not amused...Sylkat. 8O
:lmao: :D


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24 Oct 2011, 7:16 pm

AA has just signed up to be in the Coast Guard.


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24 Oct 2011, 7:22 pm

Mary Mary quite contrary was growing other things besides silver bells and cockle shells in her garden.


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24 Oct 2011, 7:55 pm

I love my slender 28 inch waist. I think I'm going to try out to be on America's Next Top Model. :)


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24 Oct 2011, 8:00 pm

Dear Mick, Please don't...you'll catch 'Attitude' from those self-obsessed, temperamental brats! You are too nice to hang around with them....Sylkat :(



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24 Oct 2011, 8:08 pm

I had a lot of fun over the past two days, watching the snow on my TV and waiting for a television picture to show up. :D


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25 Oct 2011, 1:06 am

i just accepted a commission in the canadian forces, land branch, and will be moving to a regiment up in banff to lead a company.



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25 Oct 2011, 6:16 am

I have a DeLorean that can time travel!


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