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06 Dec 2023, 11:37 pm

I am a completely average neurotypical that enjoys parties and sports.

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10 Dec 2023, 12:42 pm

Meat eating animals are always vicious and cruel while plant eating animals are always sweet and gentle.

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10 Dec 2023, 5:07 pm

Summer's here and the time is right for dancing naked in the streets.

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10 Dec 2023, 5:12 pm

Ken is fully recovered and he's coming home for Christmas.
It's a miracle.

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10 Dec 2023, 5:15 pm

^ I've heard they do happen.

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10 Dec 2023, 5:23 pm

I love when they happen (not a lie).

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10 Dec 2023, 8:35 pm

I'm quick and on my toes. I can't stop pacing. I'm a very hyperactive person.

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11 Dec 2023, 2:34 pm

i am a completely mentally stable individual worthy of love

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My god. jelly donuts are so scary.

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14 Dec 2023, 10:10 pm

This morning I climbed up a beanstalk that grew into the sky and at the top there was a giant, crying his eyes out because some kid named Jack stole his goose that laid golden eggs.

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14 Dec 2023, 10:25 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

This morning I climbed up a beanstalk that grew into the sky and at the top there was a giant, crying his eyes out because some kid named Jack stole his goose that laid golden eggs.

But the goose vindaloo was so good!

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14 Dec 2023, 10:30 pm

Most people think too much.

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14 Dec 2023, 11:21 pm

"you can do anything you set your mind to"

Wrong. The outcome depends on plenty of factors: health, luck, personality, social networking, economy, effort and efficiency

Effort is just one variable

Some five year olds got cancer and dropped dead. No matter how much they set their mind to survival or anything else, that's would not have prevented them from dropping dead at five years old

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14 Dec 2023, 11:46 pm

I've been super happy lately.

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15 Dec 2023, 8:10 am

as we speak the plot of the 2005 film Chicken Little is occurring in real life

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16 Dec 2023, 3:25 pm

Nether Poppleton just won the Sportsball. All the Sportsball. There is no more sports now as it has been settled forever who is the best sporters.

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16 Dec 2023, 4:48 pm

In winter it's a marshmallow world, because the Earth really does turn into a giant marshmallow as it tilts further away from the sun.

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