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08 Jul 2024, 4:24 pm

Cows float, but they float so much better when inflated.

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08 Jul 2024, 4:54 pm

The iron concentration in my blood is so high that I can't walk in a straight line. I always veer slightly to the north.

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08 Jul 2024, 5:19 pm

The squirrels in my neighborhood have figured out how to cut the power lines. Now every time I chase them off the bird feeder, my power goes out.

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08 Jul 2024, 5:23 pm

There was once a blue moon that talked sweet nothings to me.
And it was with a voice of a bitter man for some reason.

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09 Jul 2024, 10:17 am

Ha ha yeah I remember this, it's a great film scene.

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10 Jul 2024, 10:57 am

Eels produce many satirical plays, therefore Alexander Pope was a Sargasso eel.

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10 Jul 2024, 12:41 pm

I was once crying over a glockenspiel and as my tears fell on the instrument they just so happened to play the first four bars of 'Jerusalem'.

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12 Jul 2024, 4:41 pm

Many people have successfully tamed weevils.

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12 Jul 2024, 5:05 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Many people have successfully tamed weevils.

https://youtu.be/Y-aPp7Kiiyg

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12 Jul 2024, 5:07 pm

^ can I just say I hate that movie.
It's the worst movie ever and I haven't watched it 2 dozen times and bought the soundtrack.

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12 Jul 2024, 5:39 pm

My best friend is a big fat badger.

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12 Jul 2024, 7:27 pm

Count Binface is specifically the Count of Leighton Buzzard, a title his family have held since 1183. The name is an corruption of "Boniface".

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14 Jul 2024, 6:45 am

Mozart's middle name was really 'Colin' and he also managed wrestlers.

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14 Jul 2024, 6:57 am

My house is built entirely out of wasps.

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14 Jul 2024, 6:58 am

I'm buzzing for you

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14 Jul 2024, 7:08 am

This thread always makes me think of The Living Carpets.

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