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23 Jul 2024, 4:58 pm

Bison will dissolve faster when stirred briskly.

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23 Jul 2024, 4:59 pm

The person who said they'd help me actually did, and everything's great now.

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23 Jul 2024, 10:38 pm

The Beatles are my favourite band.

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24 Jul 2024, 10:47 am

Scratch a gorilla, and underneath you'll find an antelope with problems and no dress sense.

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24 Jul 2024, 11:04 am

I wish I could get needles in my eyeballs like my mother.

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26 Jul 2024, 6:30 am

On the BBC news this morning they said that anyone who's had a gym membership in the last 20 years are being monitored by aliens

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26 Jul 2024, 1:12 pm

I'm taking your badge and gun and if you even think about going near this case you're gonna spend the rest of your life directing traffic.

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26 Jul 2024, 3:12 pm

In the UK we call sweaters jumpers because in the old days before washing machines and hygiene your pullover would be full of fleas...hence the word "jumper"

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27 Jul 2024, 9:56 am

I can make vulture & wasp jam. It's delicious.

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27 Jul 2024, 10:04 am

It is recommended to consume slimy, oily seafood with lots of rice after a tooth extraction.

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27 Jul 2024, 12:48 pm

Coco pops are made with brown rice. Ricicles with white rice.

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27 Jul 2024, 12:48 pm

I get all the matches on dating apps.

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27 Jul 2024, 5:00 pm

I single handily defeated AI just now!

By inventing...artificial stupidity!

Windows has already used it. Thats why all of the airports of the world crashed last week!