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29 May 2009, 1:23 pm

Better not post after this.... ('cos~)

*suddenly a heavy wind appears*.... whoo.... whooo.... click, (*sun turned off*).... all is pitch dark.... whoooo.... *heavy, heavy rain starts falling*.... whoooo.... (man, the suspense).... whoooo.... lightning, KABOOM.... (man, that was really close).... whoooo.... (are you scared?) whooo.... *the soundtrack of Jaws starts playing*.... whoooo.... whooo

There you go....

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29 May 2009, 2:25 pm

Social_Fantom wrote:

Eh, could be better but could be worse too.

And you?

Same old, same old.

You know what they say, though, doing the same old same old you're gonna get the same old same old. Oh well, I guess that's life.

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29 May 2009, 5:38 pm

syzygyish wrote:

why do you even go into that evil hive of scum and villainy ?

I was warned off that den of iniquity way back when before I even posted regularly,
and I took it to heart, like a good little boy should.

We've actually got free cake.

And Turkish delights too.

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29 May 2009, 11:14 pm

886 wrote:

Same old, same old.

You know what they say, though, doing the same old same old you're gonna get the same old same old. Oh well, I guess that's life.

Yeah, I'm finding that out personally.

Just a random thought:

"I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red then *bleep* you!"

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29 May 2009, 11:24 pm

*cough*

Sorry about that. Carry on.

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30 May 2009, 2:07 pm

*grabs thread wraps leather belt around thread tight*

there... thread should relax now. deep pressure

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01 Jun 2009, 11:01 am

will not let threadkiller thread die... something about universe-ending paradoxalism or something

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01 Jun 2009, 11:57 am

i had it dead for a day

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01 Jun 2009, 3:09 pm

Khaaaaan wrote:

will not let threadkiller thread die... something about universe-ending paradoxalism or something

you sure are a big fan of paradoxes.

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01 Jun 2009, 10:12 pm

lol

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02 Jun 2009, 8:35 am

886 wrote:

Khaaaaan wrote:

will not let threadkiller thread die... something about universe-ending paradoxalism or something

you sure are a big fan of paradoxes.

You try enforcing the laws of physics for a while and see what happens

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02 Jun 2009, 9:09 pm

Khaaaaan wrote:

886 wrote:

Khaaaaan wrote:

will not let threadkiller thread die... something about universe-ending paradoxalism or something

you sure are a big fan of paradoxes.

You try enforcing the laws of physics for a while and see what happens

lol

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03 Jun 2009, 7:17 pm

I just got this in an e-mail, see how you go.

Dementia Quiz

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.

OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!! ! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )

First Question :

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?

Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second place person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to mess up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question :
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)

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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper
and pencil or a calculator .
Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 .. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for the correct answer.....

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100 ..

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it ?

Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe...

Fourth Question :

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary ! Read the question again!

Okay, now the Bonus round,
i.e., a final chance to
redeem yourself:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;
how does HE indicate what he wants?

It's really very simple
He opens his mouth and ask for it...

Does your employer actually pay you to think??
If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Have a nice day, one and all.

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03 Jun 2009, 9:25 pm

time to kill the thread with my wish to be hugged in all that warm sweaty stickiness. and also i want the guy in the shiny shirt involved hgging tight tight tight. i want to be hugged suuuper tight