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01 Aug 2024, 8:59 pm

I painted my whole house white so everything will look crisp and clean.

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01 Aug 2024, 9:18 pm

AI can translate the puns in My Deer Friend Nokotan perfectly.

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01 Aug 2024, 9:51 pm

My afternoon and evening has gone exactly as planned and I did not consume an entire pint of ice cream.

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01 Aug 2024, 10:51 pm

Only one of these three statements is untrue.

I have escaped a serial killer.
I have 54 platinum coils buried in my skull
I am comfortable hanging from the top of a 30 metre transmission tower in the rain.

Anyone care to guess which?

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02 Aug 2024, 6:59 am

Carbonhalo wrote:

Only one of these three statements is untrue.

This one?

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02 Aug 2024, 7:36 am

I wear white silk boxers to bed each night.

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05 Aug 2024, 9:13 am

I have never exhaled. Not even once.

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05 Aug 2024, 9:38 am

I'm a teainarian. The only thing I consume is tea.

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05 Aug 2024, 10:13 am

I hold the title of "The nudest man in Britain".

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05 Aug 2024, 10:56 am

I won the bouncing baby competition once a year for 15 years

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05 Aug 2024, 11:36 am

I am the perfect example of an Anglo-Canadian and I take after the Brits in my family tree instead of the Germs.

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06 Aug 2024, 11:11 am

Lamposts were placed to lead everyone to a hidden portal to a parallel universe

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06 Aug 2024, 2:55 pm

I love Donald Trump. He's a real Sweet Pea.

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07 Aug 2024, 10:51 am

This post contains wholemeal flour.

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07 Aug 2024, 1:30 pm

I am not eating pineapple chunks right now.

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07 Aug 2024, 1:35 pm

4 AM is the perfect time to wake up.

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