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16 Aug 2011, 7:03 pm

Cornflake wrote:
johnsmcjohn wrote:
I can fold a sheet of toilet paper 537 times.
Psh. I can fold a toilet 537 times.


I hand folded toilets out to the handless on trying tuesdays.


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16 Aug 2011, 7:17 pm

I made an origami Eiffel Tower out of a toilet.



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16 Aug 2011, 7:20 pm

Batteries in milk is good for you.


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16 Aug 2011, 7:22 pm

I have never wanted to own a personal attack hippo.


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16 Aug 2011, 7:24 pm

I can think clearly at the moment.



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16 Aug 2011, 7:24 pm

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16 Aug 2011, 7:25 pm

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16 Aug 2011, 7:30 pm

It is possible to herd cats.


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16 Aug 2011, 7:31 pm

I am the most normal person you will EVER meet.


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16 Aug 2011, 7:32 pm

I am the most interesting man in the world.



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16 Aug 2011, 7:34 pm

I cause cause a woman to ovulate just by smiling at her, to climax with only a touch to her face, and to conceive with only a kiss.



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16 Aug 2011, 7:35 pm

I have just sliced myself into six pieces.


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16 Aug 2011, 7:46 pm

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16 Aug 2011, 7:50 pm

Peas work perfectly well as ball-bearings.


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16 Aug 2011, 7:54 pm

I taught my cat to play chess.



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16 Aug 2011, 8:00 pm

Jory wrote:
I taught my cat to play chess.


No, I did. We needed the skills to impress the queen to get out of Narnia. Harry Potter saved us though.


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