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tinky
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29 Nov 2006, 8:43 pm

a mother-in-law and some moldy bread


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29 Nov 2006, 8:48 pm

A CD of 00 cent (50 cent) most crappiest songs (All of them plus all rap songs ever made)


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29 Nov 2006, 8:49 pm

A bottle of fine wine, with the wine drained out, and replaced by camel drool.



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29 Nov 2006, 8:59 pm

A crapmillionare (chamillionare) CD full of loud junk!! ! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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29 Nov 2006, 9:14 pm

A penny with a piece of used gum stuck to it.



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29 Nov 2006, 9:21 pm

A ancient cow skeleton (cows were used as $$$ thousands of years ago,i think)


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29 Nov 2006, 9:35 pm

vomit. not even wrapped.


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29 Nov 2006, 9:44 pm

Elephant poop.


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29 Nov 2006, 9:50 pm

the elephant was apparently protective of it's poop and become angry when you stole it.

angry elephant


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29 Nov 2006, 9:55 pm

A pack of velociraptors.


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29 Nov 2006, 9:55 pm

wild ass rash.


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29 Nov 2006, 11:55 pm

Bazza has returned without catching any fish. He comes to your door with a pretty bow on his head.


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30 Nov 2006, 3:19 am

A box of willow's hair dye.

Pubic hair dye.


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30 Nov 2006, 3:21 am

a merkin



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30 Nov 2006, 3:29 am

Lifetime suppy of life



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30 Nov 2006, 4:07 am

Mouldy cheese