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09 Apr 2008, 12:00 am

In soviet russia, clothing wears YOU!

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09 Apr 2008, 12:02 am

In Soviet Russia, abyss stares back into you?

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09 Apr 2008, 12:04 am

In soviet Russia Email writes YOU!

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09 Apr 2008, 2:16 pm

In Soviet Russia, Garbage DUMPS you!

In Soviet Russia, Car DRIVES you!

In Soviet Russia, Taxi HAILS you!

In Soviet Russia, Gun SHOOTS you!

In Soviet Russia, You FIRE boss!

In Soviet Russia, Chemicals SYNTHESIZE you!

In Soviet Russia, Pizza BAKES you!

In Soviet Russia, House BUILDS you!

In Soviet Russia, Rudder STEERS you!

In Soviet Russia, Burger GRILLS you!

In Soviet Russia, Pepsi DRINKS you!

In Soviet Russia, Coke Cola is popular.

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09 Apr 2008, 2:17 pm

In Soviet Russia Lenin still lives

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09 Apr 2008, 2:20 pm

Kilroy wrote:

In Soviet Russia Lenin still lives

Isn't he preserved in a glass case on display at the Red Square? I may be out of date, as I have lived the last five years of the USSR, but isn't he a modern mummy?

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09 Apr 2008, 2:30 pm

yes, they preserved him (against his wishes) some say its not really him, but the Russian government insists that it is. In the early 90's they wanted to bury him but nothing ever came of it
The phrase Lenin Still Lives was a common communist saying

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09 Apr 2008, 2:53 pm

in soviet russia Cart pulls YOU!

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02 May 2008, 11:55 pm

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02 May 2008, 11:58 pm

In Soviet Russia they kiss instead of shake.

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03 May 2008, 1:27 am

In Soviet Russia...

leg breaks YOU

tractor drives YOU

smoke detector installs YOU

toe nails clip YOU

religious zealots harass YOU (No, wait... that's America. Sorry)

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11 May 2008, 9:27 pm

In soviet Russia Baby births YOU

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11 May 2008, 9:30 pm

Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore people. :roll:

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11 May 2008, 9:48 pm

In Soviet Union, Back itches You!

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11 May 2008, 10:07 pm

JerryHatake wrote:

Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore people. :roll:

In Soviet Russia, facts elucidate you.

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