What are some of your favorite sayings?

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"Each morning the day lies like a fresh shirt on our bed; this incomparably fine, incomparably tightly woven tissue of pure prediction fits us perfectly. The happiness of the next twenty-four hours depends on our ability, on waking, to pick it up."
- Walter Benjamin

"Do not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around in awareness."
- James Thurber

"Ships in harbour are safe, but that's not what ships are built for"
- John Shedd

It's not the sail,but the unseen wind that moves the boat.
- W McNeile Dixon

"I got nothin'"

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important."
- Eugene McCarthy

To the tune of Row Row Row Your Boat-

Angels falling one by one, finally there's none.
We went to work and went berzerk.
Didn't get it done.
Now we know, that we were, better off before.
Still we head home smiling, smiling.
Hear the angels roar.

“There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.”
- Charles M. Schulz

'Be alert! We need more lerts.'

“I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
- Henry David Thoreau

"If God had wanted is to vote, he would have given us candidates!"

"That's it! You just made my list!"
"I don't think you get it."
"Rocks from orbit!"

“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered -- either by themselves or by others.”
- Unknown

Some Of Homer Simpson's Wise Words

"You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed."

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!"

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."

"Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs."

"What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden."

"Homer no function beer well without."

"You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!"

"If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement."

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. Wow A blue car!"

"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice."

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."

"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend."

"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."

"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished."

"You have to know, not fear, that some day you are going to die. Until you know that and embrace that, you are useless."

"It's Only after we've lost everything that were free to do anything"

Chuck Palahniuk is a genius.

i found a good one on the road.

"shaking the can only makes the dew angrier"
mountain dew add.