What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i dreamt that i was on some weird kind of cinema verite reality TV series, with hidden cameras. i was on the african veldt witnessing these weird hybrid lemur/humans, they were intelligent faun-type creatures who were given the task of learning how to pilot these large barge-like power water craft across these man-made lakes, and the hybrids would take turns piloting these craft. then the dream sequed into some large city's airport, and we were in this stretched-body learjet, and these hybrids were successfully rotating this craft into the air above the airport, and while we were flying in circles above the airport, i was in the back with a bunch of luggage, and amongst the luggage there was this weird hybrid cassette/mp3 player that was very compact, barely larger than the audio cassette itself. it had some kind of weird appendage to it that was an interface with a USB port, and a bunch of flashing LEDs on it whose purpose escaped me. one of the hybrids came back to use the head, and after he/it got out, i asked him what this thing was, and he told me it was his, that he bought it at walmart, but he smiled at me and told me it was his gift to me. then he went back into the cockpit. then the next thing i knew, i was on the ground and soon was shopping in this large goodwill-type store with a bunch of used stuff in it, and i bought some non-descript odds and ends, plus an old torn blue labcoat [like what a mechanic in a garage would wear at work] that somebody had left their wallet inside, and i took the wallet and rifled through it, and took 6 dollar bills but left everything else in it. then i placed the wallet back inside the labcoat. i then went up to the cashiers, but found that due to data transmission problems, all of 'em were at a standstill with long lines of people lined up. i thought [in my dream] about just dumping the stuff [but keeping the $6] and leaving, but then suddenly Jay Leno [the Tonight Show host] appeared in the guise of a store supervisor, he was dressed in blue navy shirt and dungarees with military-trimmed hair, and he waved me over to a cashier who was using an old-fashioned mechanical cash register [no internet connection needed] and old-fashioned card mechanical carbon paper credit card swiper machine- the cashier took my jacket to find the price tag, and finding none, looked in the pockets and found the wallet, then she looked through the wallet and found the cash missing, then she looked straight into my eyes with daggers. i started sweating bullets in the dream, wondering what i was gonna do.... then i awoke in a sweaty mess, feeling like i had run a marathon backwards.

Getting close to a person I knew back in high school, it was strange the way she cared for me so much in my dream, then I was on my way to the hospital after having something happen to my knee. I remember it swelling up to an enormous size and barely being able to move. I woke up rather strange because this isn't the first time I've dreamt of this girl before, I just wonder what that had always meant.

I had a dream where people talked. This is really strange for me - usually dreams are silent. Still couldn't understand anything anyone was saying, but I did recognize the people. Everyone was frowning. There were dead birds all over the ground, so I went inside and got trapped in there, hungry, cold and it was scary so I woke myself up; 2 am this morning. Made tea and muffins and that helped.

I had a dream a few nights ago that I was walking through a city. It was all very detailed. I went into a few shops, and rode the busses around. As it started getting dark, I found myself in a part of the city that had large ads all over the buildings. There would be a row of windows, and then a row of ads for things like supermarkets, fast food joints, and other silly products. And then another row of windows and so forth. At first, I thought that the ads were on commercial property, but after looking around for a little while I realized that they were actually on apartment buildings. They were big. Billboard sized, and striping up the fronts, sides, and backs of all the skyscrapers.

I then noticed that the whole city was covered in ads for things. All of them lit up. Pretty, shiny. Buy this, you need that, don't forget to pick this up on your way out, tastes great, try it on, free, deal, sale, big, fast, cut, tuck, shape, beauty, younger, firmer, kids will love it, parents will love it, live here, property, rebates, loans, save more, more, more, MORE!

I dreamt that I was crying coz I had to give my cat away to a strange woman, and I kept pleading with her not to let him go outside. I could see that she was lying and she was going to let him go outside, and I was crying. I had to leave my cat behind because I was moving with a guy somewhere and couldn't have the cat. My last thought in the dream was "hey, what if I just leave the guy and stay with the cat?" lol

I used to live in the U.S so I often have dreams of flying there, not in an airplane, but actually just flying there superhero style. In the last dream I had, I flew to the U.S but when I tried to land there I had a bunch of armed military men run up to men telling me if I touch foot on their soil they would have to shoot. I didn't want to die but for some reason was unable to fly any higher than I already was and was slowly getting closer and closer to the ground. I had people trying to help me out by keep a small platform under me so my feet wouldn't touch the ground. The platform had spiders on it that were going to burrow under my skin if I stayed there or I could jump off with armed guards around me. So I sat there with spiders crawling in my skin.

i dreamt that i was at my sister's place, and we were supposed to go to some meeting someplace [wish i could remember more], and we got in the car and pulled out into traffic which was at a standstill, then our cars disappeared and we all in the traffic jam became pedestrians. the road transformed into a concrete cattle chute with 5 foot high walls, and we were all just standing there as though queued for some interminable turnstile gate, with a forward movement about every minute or so. then the line turned into two across, and we inched forward a bit faster. out of nowhere i saw a kid all by himself, just standing there with a confused look on his face, so i motioned for him to get in ahead of me, which he wordlessly did. suddenly everybody in front of me disappeared, and it was just me at the head of the line. everybody behind me looked at me as if to say "what the hell are you waiting for?!" so i ran ahead but they stayed behind for some mysterious reason. i made it around the bend and saw that the cattle chute became a bridge over a big sea of some kind. in the distance i saw a big ship, like an ocean liner, and i ran up to the gangplank of this ship. when i got there, there was a fella in a canadian forces uniform, a sergeant, and he was messing with the little kid that i let in line ahead of me, and he was ordering the kid to do as he was told but the kid refused, so the army guy said loudly, "i will just shoot you then, how do you like them apples, ya little punk?!" and he whipped out a pistol-style taser gun and shot the kid with both projectile shockers, and shocked the kid to death. then he picked up the kid and tossed him over the side of the cattle chute, only he forgot to disengage the electrodes from his taser gun, and the tide was pulling the kid out to sea and dragging the murdering army guy over the side of the cattle chute before the wires snapped. the army guy wiped flop sweat off his brow and glared at the other people as if to say "ya want some of me?" then somebody in the crowd screamed "GET HIM!! !" and the crowd rushed the guy and in a wave picked him up and tossed him over the side, while the guy was screaming, "I CAN'T SWIM!! !" somebody in the crowd sneered back at him, "well then, you'll just drown just like your victim, won't you! how d'ya like them apples?" i noticed that there was a distant line of people going around a corner up ahead so i rushed to meet them, only they disappeared too quickly for me to catch up. when i went around another bend, there were two ramps, one leading upstairs to a high ramp, and the other leading downstairs to another cattle chute. somehow i knew that i had to take the low road, where i encountered the rest of the group. i asked somebody, "what woulda happened to me if i took the high ramp onto the upper deck of the ship?" and somebody told me "you woulda eventually ended up back where you started from." then i awoke. i sure wish i knew where we were all heading!

I had a dream where I was back at my parents house, laying in bed at night. My dad had, for some reason, decorated the ceiling with various animal skulls (as he does with the walls). Well, I was laying there when the skulls began to light up as if a car was driving by and the headlights were briefly shining in.

But it was an eerie yellow glow, not the white of headlights. I propped myself up and turned around to look out the window. I saw an enormous, flaming sphere and several small pieces in the sky, lumbering toward me. As the objects closed in on the house across the street, I braced myself for the impact, knowing that I was going to die.

Then I woke up, quite relieved. Real meteors would have been traveling much faster, though.

^^^
Parents
To see your parents' house in your dream symbolizes your own soul and self, as well as power, shelter, and love. It may indicate that you feel vulnerable out from under their wing. or, you may be expressing your concerns and worries about your own parents. Alternatively, it represents the merging of the female and male aspects of your character.
Window
To see a window in your dream signifies bright hopes, vast possibilities and insight.To dream that you are looking out the window signifies your outlook on life, your consciousness and your point of view. It also refers to your intuition and awareness. You may be reflecting on a decision. Or you need to go out into the larger world and experience life.
Skull
To see a skull in your dream symbolizes danger, evil or death. Alternatively, a skull represents the intellect or secrets of the mind. You are keeping certain things hidden.
Meteor
To see a meteor in your dream suggests that you will experience success in a project. You are on your way toward realizing your goals and desires. Alternatively, the meteor refers to wishful thinking and idealistic thoughts. To see a meteor shower in your dream signifies romantic thoughts and idealistic notions.
Yellow Glow
To see a yellow glow in your dream symbolizes enlightenment and understanding. New light has been shed onto a situation. You have gained a fresh perspective. But the color yellow has both positive and negative connotations. If the dream is a pleasant one, then the color yellow is symbolic of intellect, energy, agility, happiness, harmony, and wisdom. On the other hand, if the dream is an unpleasant one, then the color represents deceit, disgrace, betrayal, cowardice and sickness. You have a fear or an inability to make a decision or to take action. Your desire to please others is at the risk of sacrificing your own needs and happiness. As a result, you are experiencing many setbacks.

Punched Dane Cook in the face the other night. The face! BAM.

i dreamt that i was a policeman, a traffic cop, and that i had a body suit with wheels on it, that i would go on the highways on my belly beneath other drivers' vision, with a pair of binoculars that i would hold in front of me so i could see speeders and other traffic law miscreants way up ahead before they'd suspect i was onto them. i was aware of the bumpiness of the road as my body suit "vehicle" had no suspension other than my body fat. it was a bumpy ride but manageable. i drove up hill and down dale until i met up with my late father and his late best friend, on the side of the road in a town called puyallup [washington state], at a roadside car lot, and some police had driven in a large truck with a huge cummins diesel engine in the rear pickup bed which filled it to the brim. i remember saying they said it was 350 cubic inches but doubting that was correct because i'd seen the 5.9l and 6.7l jobs in dodge trucks and they weren't THAT large. then i awoke.

i have very simple dreams.

i have been playing "empire earth- dawn of the modern world" for about 10 hours per day, and when i sleep, i dream i am playing new scenarios, and i am planning my strategy, but i can never apply the strategy because the scenario does not really exist.

i do not want to wake up because there is some part of me that knows it was all a dream, and i feel i will have wasted my time and energy if i actually wake up and know fully that it was just a dream.

there is part of me which knows i am dreaming, but the other part of me is too tired to wake up and forget about it and immerse myself in true reality.

This one isn't very pleasant.

I dreamt that I woke up and got out of bed, and opened the door. As I did this I set off an alarm in the house. I didn't know I had an alarm, or how to turn it off, I went downstairs, and someone else was already trying to turn it off. It seemed to require some sort of complex Greek alphabet combination.

I looked back upstairs, and thought I saw someone I didn't recognise, a short, fat man wearing shiny pink.

Meanwhile someone was calling a taxi to leave, and so I followed them outside to say goodbye. We walked out of the house, which was more like some sort of old run down warehouse, into a car park, where I noticed a car with a couple, and a crying baby. As I came back into the house, I saw that the car door was open. And across the empty car park I saw a snarling wolf looking at me. I carried on walking, but then I heard the baby crying.

I turned back to the car, looked in, and saw the man in pink, only this time he was wearing some sort of horror film industrial overall. He was leaning into the car, and I couldnt see what he was doing, but I understood he had killed the couple. I felt strangely confident, and I said "Hello pervert" to him in a loud voice. He turned round and grinned. And I was suddenly terrified. I turned back towards the house, where I could see two people I knew standing outside, with two dogs, a jack russell and a larger breed I can't remember. I tried to call them as he came towards me with a knife, and he said "your voice won't work" and it didn't, they couldn't hear me. And then I woke up.

This was just part of a series of weird dreams, including seeing my cat who died last year, again. He's in practically every dream at the moment. He wasn't very happy. But I got someone else to see him, so I know it's not just me. Even though it's just a dream.
That's what happens when you go to sleep in the middle of the day.

The dream:

I arrive at a party. Every person I've ever known was there. Family, friends, every one. I make the rounds, chat with every one. Do the Catch up thing, chew the fat. An entire night of merriment. After dinner we all went outside and linked hands. We all began to sing in unison, with big smiles on our face, as a light in the sky began to shine. By the end of the song it turned out it was a meteor, we all died in its impact.

I had a dream last week where I woke up on a couch after spilling a drink I was holding. In front of me was my boyfriend and another guy. The other guy laughed and said, "Good job!" I was grumpy and embarrassed, so I said, "Shut up, a**hole." A second later, I realize the guy is Stan Lee. I go, "Holy c***, did I just call Stan Lee an a**hole?!" Stan laughed, and I got up to clean up my clothes.
When I return, my boyfriend's gone. Stan said he'd left. I go outside to look for him, but both his and my cars are gone. My phone tells me he's traveling north very quickly. I go to look for one of our cars, and I find one trashed with the tires slashed, looking like a poorly-done mock accident. I realize I'd embarrassed him one time too many and he was tired of my shenangigans. -_-

Luckily, in real life he'd never have that happen. No matter how embarrassing I think I'd been, he loves me as I am. But I know I haven't been the best lately, and I guess it's been bothering me enough to come out through my dreams... Still, I liked the first part of the dream!

Imagine now, a creepy crawly organic and expansive red colored and vienous net like creature that slithers on the ground wanting to contact you or anything moving.

I was hovering above it or dream floating to avoid contact with it, and it would just slither to and fro quickly across the grass. A boy now appears to the side of me, and willfully puts his leg down near it and it, the thing, broke off a piece of itself and quickly entered into to him.

His countenance immediately changed and he seemed fatigued by this contact.

I was hovering, but it was only a few feet as I could float only that high above it, and it seemed incited or excited by my close proximity.

There was an eerie religious type chorus singing in the background when the boy allowed the personal contact with it.

I remember every line of chorus as I awoke, but as I lay there it evaporated including the background context of how this all developed..... strangely I was forgetting much of the complex details....

It( the music) was very pretty in and of itself but.................................c'mmon