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15 Dec 2024, 4:12 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:
^ I hope the dragon hasn’t ruined my time machine.


Nothing that won't buff out. :lol:


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15 Dec 2024, 6:09 pm

That’s good to know. :lol:



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15 Dec 2024, 6:47 pm

:silent: Um...could you be more specific...which of you will be in the buff??


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I'm in a spaceship right now, almost approaching the speed of light according to our captain. If everything goes according to plan, we will be back on earth on january 2.



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Asparagus was named after the roman Emperor Asparagus who added quinine to the legionnaires water supply in the mistaken belief it would improve the rhythm of their marching. In fact all it did was make the latrines smell funny.


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If Canada really does become the 51st State I will absolutely love it.