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26 Oct 2011, 10:26 pm

i just ate some john candy and it was delicious. it had a little too much butterfat for me, though.



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26 Oct 2011, 11:43 pm

I am unable to type in English.



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26 Oct 2011, 11:53 pm

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27 Oct 2011, 9:19 pm

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28 Oct 2011, 3:41 pm

I'm in a rock band as one of two guitarists.

The other guitarist is Sister Chrissy Run.

The lead singer is MomTaupey.

On keys is Aunt Cockney Rebel and the drummer is Uncle Grisha.

Sister Makayla does the backups. :lol: :lol:


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28 Oct 2011, 4:03 pm

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28 Oct 2011, 4:04 pm

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28 Oct 2011, 4:05 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I'm in a rock band as one of two guitarists.

The other guitarist is Sister Chrissy Run.

The lead singer is MomTaupey.

On keys is Aunt Cockney Rebel and the drummer is Uncle Grisha.

Sister Makayla does the backups. :lol: :lol:
:D off topic: sounds like you have it all figured out.

back on topic: I only sing Italian Arias. :tongue:


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29 Oct 2011, 8:57 pm

This post is in weird hieroglyphics that no-one has managed to decode. We'll never know what it says...


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29 Oct 2011, 9:30 pm

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30 Oct 2011, 6:41 am

i sing lieder in lederhosen.



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30 Oct 2011, 6:44 am

If you clap your hands three times and say 'rain', it will rain.

If you clap your hands three times and say 'apple', apples will fall from the sky.

If you clap your hands three times and say 'piano', pianos will fall from the sky.


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30 Oct 2011, 7:30 am

Today's not my birthday, it's my dog's birthday. :)


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30 Oct 2011, 7:48 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
Today's not my birthday
Ooh, so it isn't. Have a terrible day! (and watch out for falling fruit & pianos)


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30 Oct 2011, 8:04 am

I'm a Hawaiian man.


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