Post a blatant lie

Post Reply New Topic

the sky is really pink. humans only see it blue because the human eye lacks the ability to absorb that wavelength of light. except at dusk and dawn of course. all other animals see it as pink.

I'm a confident, sociable NT with lots of friends and liked by most people, and have no snooty girls sniggering at me.

I'm an NT who likes to listen to Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. I also like to preen myself and look like the 20 year old girls who are dressed in their little Diva outfits.

I hate Fall, it's an ugly season.

Osama bin Laden was killed by trained seals, after which they had a bucket of herring and jumped through hoops.

^ Indeed.

It's hot and sunny right now, where I am.

Pop goes the Weasel isn't Cockney rhyming slang and has nothing to do with pawning one's coat so that one can eat.

Pop goes the Weasel

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.
Up and down the City road,
In and out the Eagle,
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.

The computer mouse was invented in 1995. Before then, files were opened by calling a toll-free phone number and scheduling an appointment with a technician who would open the desired file with the proper tools.

Hey Diddle, Diddle was written by William Shakespeare

Hey diddle diddle rhyme

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon!

I've been listening to Ke$ha all day. I think she's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Hickory Dickory Dock is about a confused mouse and has nothing to do with telling time.

Hickory Dickory Dock rhyme

Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory dickory dock

I have hot dogs for fingers

There was a crooked man was written by someone who was stoned and hallucinating.

There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house

I dropped acid in my orange juice this morning.