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^ Ahahahaha!

I just smoked 32649264192642198493 cigarettes.

Christmas with the Kranks is a quality motion picture, and I enjoy my mother watching it loudly in the next room.

The old woman who lived in a shoe was really an old man in drag.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do!
So she gave them some broth without any bread,
And she whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed

I bought myself a pink jacket that has a faux fur trim around the hood, sleeves and waist, this afternoon. I feel like a real NT Diva.

The Ladybug was actually a Ladybird at one time. But she was quite the firebug so when she died, she was reincarnated back down to a Ladybug. It happens.

Ladybug ladybug fly away home,
Your house in on fire and your children are gone,
All except one and that's little Ann,
For she crept under the frying pan.

I gave birth to a Jeff Goldblum this morning

^ That's impressive!

Ladybird was Lyndon Johnson's wife..he married her for her (father's) money, she put up with him for 30 years. She was possibly a robot...Sylkat

True... all of it! I saw it happen with my own eyes!

Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie."
The three little kittens they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, see here, see here
For we have found our mittens."
"Put on your mittens, you silly kittens
And you shall have some pie"
"Meeow, meeow, meeow,
Now let us have some pie."
The three little kittens put on their mittens
And soon ate up the pie,
"Oh mother dear, we greatly fear
That we have soiled our mittens."
"What! soiled you mittens, you naughty kittens!"
Then they began to cry, "Meeow, meeow, meeow"
Then they began to sigh.
The three little kittens they washed their mittens
And hung them out to dry,
"Oh mother dear, do you not hear
That we have washed our mittens."
"What! washed your mittens, you are good kittens."
But I smell a rat close by,
"Meeow, meeow, meeow" we smell a rat close by...

Norway Rats can be as large as a full-grown cat. Mafia Rats are much larger. Boomtown Rats recorded a song called "I Don't Like Mondays", about a 16-year-old girl who shot children on the playground across the street from her home. After 10 years in prison, she told the Parole Board she was sorry. That is the 'Blatant Lie' part of this post because I don't think she is. The Parole Board didn't think so either; they didn't let her out...Sylkat

Hot cross buns is an olde English slang term for the butts of Catholic Nuns who were prostituting themselves for money to live on after Catholicism was banned from England.


Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!
One a penny two a penny - Hot cross buns
If you have no daughters, give them to your sons
One a penny two a penny - Hot cross buns

I have a social life

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I dislike animals.

I listened to to some rap and polished my Bling today.