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And Alopecia......

Sylkat

And rabies! RABIES!

Drooling, red-eyed hydrophobe?

AND a lycanthrope with an insatiable hunger for human blood?

Well, I certainly hope that Albirea did not invite HIM!

Of course, kevinjh's Minions may enjoy nibbling on his overgrown toenails.....

Sylkat

you dam misanthrope(ya i know it's spelled wrong)

Actually, SOMEONE qualifies as a misanthropic lycanthrope.....
Wonder who.....

Sylkat

Yes, I wonder that too. Are you sure it was not the burger saleswerewolf on top of the dam?

The only individual upon the local dam was casting dam-breaking spells, and Muttering "I hate everybody!" between chants and ritualistic candle- lighting

Sylkat

The dam has broken! Flee flee flee (and sacrifice yourselves to the water to save yourselves)!

KEVINJH!

Don't you dare tell them to jump in that dank, mysteriously cold water!

You know very well that ancient, cruel Dagon has been awaiting human fare for untold centuries!

You have read just as many of HPL's works as I have!

Now you start tossing them some life preservers NOW!

Sylkat

*Tosses several barrels of liquid nitrogen*

If you think that Dagon wants his mid morning snacks frozen like ice cream bars, I'm afraid you are in for a surprise.

A rather unpleasant one.

Sylkat

I summoned an Eldritch Abomination!?

*Invokes the Weaver and a platoon of pattern spiders*

Dagon fears no arachnid, talented in textiles, or not.
He lurks 'neath the icy depths awaiting his time to retake his lands and to be worshipped once more.
And he does not like frozen offerings.

Sylkat

Then he must like burnt offering!

*Dumps quicklime*

First of all, Dagon does not 'LIKE' much of anything, secondly, if Someone keeps dumping various pollutants into The Dark and Mysteriously Cold Lake of Dagon, He will get really, really mad at you.

He has kept it nice and clean for a few millennia,you know....

Sylkat

"If you want to do something, do not do it in halves."
-Someone

*Pours mercury and cadmium in solution*