KyleTheGhost wrote:
Me: "I hope the blizzard isn't as bad as they say it is."
(Ground around me suddenly freezes)
Me: (Floats up) "What the-?!"
Mr. Freeze: "Nice weather we're having."
Me: "Mr. Freeze?"
Mr. Freeze: "Ice to meet you, Kyle 'The Ghost.'" (cocks freeze gun)
Me: (Flamethrower forms on right wrist) "Stay back! I've got a flamethrower on my wrist, and I WILL use it! I may be a Friendly Ghost, but I will defend myself, if necessary."
(Flamethrower and freeze gun discharge. Ice and fire collide, neither one gains any distance)
Me: "It's a draw."
Mr. Freeze: "Have an ice evening." (Leaves)
Me: "Whew! That was easy. . . See you guys later!" (Disappears)
(Slowly appears) Hello, WrongPlanet. This is your Friendly Resident Ghost saying: "I would say 'good morning,' but things where I live aren't very good at the moment. That blizzard has shut down my entire state and roads are closed. People are told to stay where they are and not to drive unless absolutely necessary. That isn't a problem for me, but when the storm is finally gone, my big driveway will be filled with snow. That means I have a LOT of work to do. Only Mr. Freeze would enjoy this weather. Now I wish I really DID have a flamethrower on my person, because then I could use it to melt all the snow, but I don't so-" (Laughs, coughs) "My only consolation is that I have plenty of food and the power is still working. I'll live, WrongPlanet, but I'm not a very happy Ghost right now."

Keep warm KTG! I hope you electricity stays on, being techless suxs.