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05 Nov 2011, 8:31 pm

Yo, sistah!
*does that wrist-flip thing*

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05 Nov 2011, 8:42 pm

I have a pet alligator.

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06 Nov 2011, 5:06 am

Alligators wear fur coats in Winter to stay warm. They prefer chinchilla.

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06 Nov 2011, 6:49 am

I slept in a hammock last night with a blanket over me. Those Caribbean nights are warm.

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06 Nov 2011, 12:03 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I listened to to some rap and polished my Bling today.

Cornflake wrote:

Yo, sistah!

*does that wrist-flip thing*

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06 Nov 2011, 12:12 pm

Wut choo torkin bout, mah sistah? Me an' CR iz both gangsta - din choo know it?
*sucks teeth, twirls massive gold necklace*

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06 Nov 2011, 12:13 pm

I is from the ghetto.

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06 Nov 2011, 12:45 pm

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^
^ :lmao: You Englishmen do that very well.

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06 Nov 2011, 1:37 pm

My apartment is made entirely of glass and windows.

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06 Nov 2011, 3:03 pm

I have cloned my brain and put it into a donkey to save people time.

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06 Nov 2011, 4:17 pm

I'm a homemaker and I love to clean other people's houses.

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06 Nov 2011, 4:30 pm

Lady Gaga is in love with me again :heart:

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06 Nov 2011, 4:33 pm

I still get excited when I hit the submit button after 8 years of posting on WP. I flap my hands just before I submit each post. I can't control myself!! !! !! !! !! !