Jory wrote:
I hate the "ooh la la" looks I get in public, because I'm gay and they always come from women. Gay guys, on the other hand, want you to look like you spend six hours a day in the gym. What is it with women and ugly guys? They can't get enough of them. Every time I'm in public I see a gorgeous woman with her arm around a shaved ape. (Partially shaved, anyway. The "I haven't touched a razor in a week" look seems to drive the ladies wild.) And they're looking at me like I'm quite the piece of ass, even though I'm 30 pounds overweight, unshaven, and wearing a t-shirt that hasn't been washed in four days.
This is the happy thread.
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