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07 Nov 2011, 4:52 pm

My teeth are brown and my eyes are pink.


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07 Nov 2011, 4:56 pm

My hair is styled into a magnificently huge beehive shape and is decorated with live kittens.



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07 Nov 2011, 4:59 pm

I have a pet hampton in a jar.


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07 Nov 2011, 5:00 pm

Are the kittens wearing fishnet hosiery and stiletto heels, or just tiny pink satin bows on their tails?



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07 Nov 2011, 5:03 pm

The kittens are wearing rainbow pajamas.



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07 Nov 2011, 5:11 pm

Awww! The kittens must be white Persians, then...your hairdo IS magnificent, as you said! We ARE impressed!



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07 Nov 2011, 5:18 pm

Of course the kittens are white, it makes them stand out against my dark hair.
I also have a fairy tucked into my left stocking for good luck.



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07 Nov 2011, 5:20 pm

Careful, some of them bite! Moody little critters, they are; ever read any Artemus Fowl books? Sylkat



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07 Nov 2011, 5:23 pm

I only read books about mushrooms and squirrels. And then I eat them, so nobody else can read them apart from me.



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07 Nov 2011, 5:29 pm

I only read books about forbidden knowledge and secret squirrel cults. Can't talk about any of it.



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07 Nov 2011, 5:36 pm

I'm definitely not tired and about to go to bed.



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07 Nov 2011, 5:49 pm

Beds were invented by dinosaurs; they used the 2 mattresses to make sandwiches, instead of bread slices.



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07 Nov 2011, 5:59 pm

"This week, I are bin mostly eatin' cement powder".
(UK TV reference)


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07 Nov 2011, 6:07 pm

The Gherkin is not blasting off in my current avatar.


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07 Nov 2011, 6:12 pm

I'm listening to Rebecca Black right now. I really like the song, Friday. That's my favourite song. :D


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07 Nov 2011, 6:44 pm

Cornflake wrote:
"This week, I are bin mostly eatin' cement powder".
(UK TV reference)


I never liked the fast show


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