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17 Feb 2011, 7:49 pm

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


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17 Feb 2011, 8:29 pm

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I'll need a urine sample from everyone, and a latte. But don't mix up the two.


:?: 8O :?:


It's a quote from the new Johnny Depp movie Rango. I heard him say it in the trailer, and I thought it was funny. I was hoping someone would get the reference, but maybe it's a little early for that because the movie doesn't even come out until March 4th in the US.

Oh well, at least I had fun confusing people! :twisted:

I knew what it was from. I saw that one on Nickelodeon. Nick sure has changed a lot sense I was a kid


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17 Feb 2011, 11:55 pm

I'm off to bed now. I might be shoveling snow tomorrow. :)


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17 Feb 2011, 11:58 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


Good call. :lol:



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18 Feb 2011, 12:05 am

Strangers don't last long here.



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18 Feb 2011, 12:15 am

barna kék piros alma


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18 Feb 2011, 12:17 am

I think I'll have custard pie for dinner. I wonder what an appropriate desert is?


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18 Feb 2011, 2:47 am

Make it stop :cry:


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18 Feb 2011, 6:23 am

Two things:
1. I get a kick out of myself.
2. Some sort of whining about the knot in my back which has been there for weeks.


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18 Feb 2011, 6:28 am

I'll probably have to leave my friends band soon, I can't remember any of the stuff I have to learn. That'll be awkward :?


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18 Feb 2011, 6:45 am

(Appears) Good morning, WrongPlanet! This is your Friendly Resident Ghost saying: "Never hold a sharp object when your are ranting and raving."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "I am a scientist, not a philosopher! You have more chance of reanimating this scalpel than you have of mending a broken nervous system!"

Medical Student: "But what about you grandfather's work, sir?"

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "My grandfather's work was doodoo! I am not interested in death! The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life!"

(jams the scalpel into his leg, lets go of the scalpel and it sticks upright out of his leg, grasps it again, then slowly crosses his legs to block the scalpel from view)

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Class. . . is. . . dismissed."


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18 Feb 2011, 7:37 am

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Why the hell would I listen to feminist music if I was really was a misogynist :?: I've gotten a PM from someone calling me one


Because of this post you made:
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I hate the Ke$ha song Grow a Pair. I'm a sensitive guy myself. I'm seldom offended by songs thou but I think this makes her look like a total uncaring b!tch. She wines & b!tches a lot. What a f#*king hypocrite. She needs to be with a guy who b!tch slaps her :evil:


Wishing that a woman would be abused by her partner is misogynistic.

It's not misogynistic if the women likes the abuse & i was being sarcastic


Nick, I just want to say no one likes to be abused male or female. Abusive situations are often hard to get out of for many reason I won't list right now. Just because a woman stays in an abusive situations doesn't mean she likes it. It means she has no confidence in herself because she's been convienced she's can't do anything, she's nothing but a failure, she can't make it on her own, etc... We all make mistakes and sometimes say the wrong things or we say something jokingly but other's didn't realize that was the deal. You still have a lot of great things about you and I'm not going to hold the fact that you're a human being against you. Maybe next time add this to your comment (I'm kidding) or something similar so everyone will know for sure if you're joking or not. Have a great night.

Women may not like abuse but some are attracted to it. I've known more than a few women who are only attracted to abusive guys & have zero interest in any guy who actually respects em.
Saying I'm kidding is great advice & I'm kinda mad at myself for not thinking of that. It might could of spared me some dram on other forums years ago; well it probably wouldn't of helped much at all but at least I would of had a disclaimer to fall back on. I'm going to let this drop now & Thanx :)


They aren't attracted to the abuse, that's all that they have ever known and they think it's the norm when it's not. They were abused as children and they probably watched their mothers being abused while they were growing up. They aren't attracted to the abuse, the examples of the type of man to choose to be with, have been all wrong, They have been taught wrong. Again they have had very bad examples on what type of man to choose and they won't choose the right type of man until they learn differently (which takes time) and use their free will to choose differently. And some women never learn this. It's not as easy as you think it is. You shouldn't put ALL the blame on women like that, it's not just or right, it is sexist. Maybe you have also been taught wrong and maybe this will take a while for you to learn as well, if you ever do.


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18 Feb 2011, 7:46 am

Good morning, brothers and sisters. :)


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18 Feb 2011, 7:53 am

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Good morning, brothers and sisters. :)
Good Morning Mick. :sunny: Good Morning Everyone! :alien: :alien: :alien:


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18 Feb 2011, 8:01 am

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Good Morning Everyone! :alien: :alien: :alien:

Good morning!

This emoticon :twisted: always upsets me. Especially when people use it when they're talking about something sexual in the adult section. :?


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18 Feb 2011, 8:15 am

Kaybee wrote:
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Good Morning Everyone! :alien: :alien: :alien:

Good morning!

This emoticon :twisted: always upsets me. Especially when people use it when they're talking about something sexual in the adult section. :?


Good Morning Kaybee. :nerdy:

I read an article several weeks ago about dieting on MSN I think. It said that drinking milk will help you lose weight. Then, I read an articile in Scientific American that said that study was wrong and couldn't be repeated by another organizations(edit: to correct info). Now I don't want to read anything from MSN anymore because I feel they are not accurate and truthful about what they publish.


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