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07 May 2012, 12:34 am

*Tapes a fish-shaped magnet on Albirea and installs a vertical wire on the center of the circle of running*



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07 May 2012, 12:36 am

*Albirea is pulled toward the wire*
*Tape falls off Albirea*
*Albirea continues running*


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07 May 2012, 12:40 am

*Starts the blast-off sequence*



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07 May 2012, 12:45 am

8O


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07 May 2012, 12:51 am

Not to worry! We have superscience antigravity devices to minimize the effects of acceleration during launch and landing!



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07 May 2012, 12:56 am

*clings to Portal gun*


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07 May 2012, 12:58 am

Our lovely robotic waitresses will be serving the complimentary ekac shortly. Rest assured that despite the glowing red eye, and three-legged appearance, they are not excessively hostile.



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07 May 2012, 1:07 am

Turrets wrote:
HELLO! I SEE YOU! TARGET ACQUIRED! FIRING--

*Albirea quickly portals behind them*
Turrets wrote:
TARGET LOST! ARE YOU STILL THERE? SEARCHING. SENTRY MODE ACTIVATED.

*Albirea knocks turrets over from the side*
Turrets wrote:
AAAAAAH. I DON'T BLAME YOU. UH-OH. OWOWOWOWOW! I DON'T HATE YOU. GOODBYE. SLEEP MODE ACTIVATED.

Phew!


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07 May 2012, 1:09 am

But they were about to serve the ekac!

*Presses button in front of futuristic dumbwaiter*



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07 May 2012, 1:16 am

*Ekac appears*

Hmm... should I walk towards it?


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07 May 2012, 1:17 am

Awww, who told them to cas-I mean mold them into bullet shapes?



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07 May 2012, 1:20 am

*turns on sv_cheats and godmode*
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07 May 2012, 1:23 am

Will the artificial captain selected for this mission please announce itself?

We do hope HAL 9000, if it is him was not given conflicting orders this time.



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07 May 2012, 1:35 am

...

Hum de dum...


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07 May 2012, 1:37 am

Troubleshooters, troubleshoot!

*Troubleshooters of different secret societies slap-fight each other*



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07 May 2012, 1:37 am

Would you like some turrets to help with the fight?


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