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09 Nov 2011, 12:50 am

If you sprinkle parmesean on the ground and then cover it every night with heavy cream, in 6-8 weeks you will have a brand new cheese tree of your very own. Be sure to surround it with chicken wire. Cheese weasels can smell a new tree from miles away.

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09 Nov 2011, 1:17 am

I'm not tired at all. I plan to stay up all night.

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09 Nov 2011, 5:44 am

Dear Johnsmcjohn, Please, please, PLEASE set up a motion-activated night-vision camera to photograph your lurking cheese weasels; I've heard of them, but have always wanted to see a real-life picture!! Oh, and be sure to notify National Geographic; They will be offering you mega-$$$$$ for those photos! Sylkat

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09 Nov 2011, 8:21 am

I love bedbugs. :heart:

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09 Nov 2011, 10:12 am

I'm a millionaire.

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09 Nov 2011, 10:23 am

I haven't a penny to my name.

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09 Nov 2011, 10:31 am

I haven't ten pennies to my name :lol:

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09 Nov 2011, 11:12 am

I'm made of pennies.

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09 Nov 2011, 11:18 am

I fry pennies. Mmm, copper in batter...

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09 Nov 2011, 12:29 pm

Do you put catsup on them then, or maple syrup, Cornflake? Personally, when I poach dollar bills and old gym socks, I like to serve them with an artistic dusting of powdered sugar and possum dandruff....yummy! Sylkat

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09 Nov 2011, 5:48 pm

I am wide aaaaaawake.

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09 Nov 2011, 6:01 pm

I've enjoyed an evening of hot fun last night. :wink:

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09 Nov 2011, 6:17 pm

Americans should always keep doing crappy second rate remakes of good British shows and movies instead of coming up with original ideas.

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09 Nov 2011, 10:00 pm

I just hit on a hot girl sitting next to me right now in the library of my school.

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10 Nov 2011, 3:16 am

I'm not hungry or craving chocolate ice cream.

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10 Nov 2011, 7:38 am

Dear Squirsh, Your post regarding NOT craving chocolate ice cream has not caused me to even think about Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk...Sylkat :roll:

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