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16 Aug 2011, 8:06 pm

I am not a rich vampire.



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16 Aug 2011, 8:16 pm

I have a trébuchet made out of bologna and string cheese in my back yard.



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16 Aug 2011, 8:22 pm

I am a good person.


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16 Aug 2011, 8:35 pm

Some people do not like Family Guy.



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16 Aug 2011, 9:07 pm

im working on my essay right now.



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16 Aug 2011, 9:44 pm

President Kennedy was given a Rolex made of bacon from the prime minister of Spain.



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16 Aug 2011, 9:53 pm

I am not tired.



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16 Aug 2011, 9:59 pm

I have never, ever wondered what any of the women here look like in real life.



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16 Aug 2011, 10:31 pm

4 score and 7 years ago, Albert Einstein developed his little known Beer batter hypothesis unifying the idea of a deep fried space-time fabric with the idea of popcorn kernel driven inflation of the universe which he incorporated into his Big Burp theory for the universe. Unfortunately Schrodinger's cat probably ate his proofs and only Einstein's formaldehyde soaked brain knows the real truth.



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16 Aug 2011, 10:35 pm

Fresca is sweeter than Coca Cola.


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16 Aug 2011, 10:54 pm

I've never faked it :wtg:


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16 Aug 2011, 11:00 pm

I'm completely comfortable in even the most awkward of situations.



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16 Aug 2011, 11:08 pm

Trigas wrote:
I'm completely comfortable in even the most awkward of situations.


I have never been the creator of an "awkward silence"


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16 Aug 2011, 11:09 pm

I know exactly what to say to everyone I encounter.



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16 Aug 2011, 11:14 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
Trigas wrote:
I'm completely comfortable in even the most awkward of situations.


I have never been the creator of an "awkward silence"


I am smooth with every woman I talk to.



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16 Aug 2011, 11:15 pm

Trigas wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
Trigas wrote:
I'm completely comfortable in even the most awkward of situations.


I have never been the creator of an "awkward silence"


I am smooth with every woman I talk to.


Likewise, especially with guys I talk to on fb chat. :wink:


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