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30 Nov 2006, 4:14 am

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The mounted head of a Tasmanian Devil.


You seen a real Tasmanian Devil? They're cute but they make the most god-awful noise.

blue_bean, I get you an album of "George W. Bush sings Enya Classics."


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30 Nov 2006, 4:29 am

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30 Nov 2006, 4:31 am

Ooh. Thanks.

A 1920s style bathing costume.


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30 Nov 2006, 8:24 am

ping-machine wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
The mounted head of a Tasmanian Devil.


You seen a real Tasmanian Devil? They're cute but they make the most god-awful noise.




I've seen pics, but never a real live one. I understand their status in now endangered ??


I give you an autographed pic of Mel Gibson. (Complete with rants).


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30 Nov 2006, 2:19 pm

A statue of.......................MEEEEE!! !! !


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30 Nov 2006, 2:35 pm

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30 Nov 2006, 5:00 pm

A copy of The Crazy Frog's new Christmas single


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30 Nov 2006, 5:25 pm

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30 Nov 2006, 5:26 pm

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30 Nov 2006, 5:33 pm

A signed check for £1000 — made out to myself.


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30 Nov 2006, 7:12 pm

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30 Nov 2006, 9:56 pm

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30 Nov 2006, 10:22 pm

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30 Nov 2006, 10:40 pm

A bag containing a Koran and bomb-making materials.



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30 Nov 2006, 10:45 pm

A rap CD. Any rap CD. Preferably by 50 Cent.


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30 Nov 2006, 10:46 pm

50 cent for a week at your house. sharing your room.


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