One of those little plastic kiddie pools, and a 100 boxes of jello
Foil, and a hat (purchased while eyeing everyone suspiciously)
A can of sardines, and a fish bowl
A bottle of whiskey, and a polariod camera
A bottle of Nyquil, and condoms
A shovel, and a package of party hats
A turtle, and a rabbit (purchased while wearing a stop watch)
A bra, and 2 apples