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30 Jul 2008, 3:22 pm

Knives and a kitten.


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30 Jul 2008, 3:26 pm

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Mousetraps, and a 'How To Eat On A Budget' cookbook.


That's quite hilarious.


Thanks. My husband, and I play this game, so I have lots of them.

An engagement ring, and super-glue.



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30 Jul 2008, 4:30 pm

:lol:

more! more!! !



Teen mag, plastic bag, and a knife 8O

A man buying: A webcam... and a bathing suit


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30 Jul 2008, 8:44 pm

Roach Motel andthe "Survivor" Cookbook.


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30 Jul 2008, 9:06 pm

Viagra & a PEZ dispenser.



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30 Jul 2008, 9:28 pm

Skyrockets and a baby stroller.


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30 Jul 2008, 9:28 pm

Baby formula and wasabi.


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30 Jul 2008, 9:30 pm

One of those little plastic kiddie pools, and a 100 boxes of jello

Foil, and a hat (purchased while eyeing everyone suspiciously)

A can of sardines, and a fish bowl

A bottle of whiskey, and a polariod camera

A bottle of Nyquil, and condoms

A shovel, and a package of party hats

A turtle, and a rabbit (purchased while wearing a stop watch)

A bra, and 2 apples



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30 Jul 2008, 9:47 pm

A soap bubble pipe and chewing tobacco.


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30 Jul 2008, 9:52 pm

handheld mirror and a bottle of Nair



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30 Jul 2008, 9:57 pm

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A can of sardines and a fish bowl.

A bra, and 2 apples


Thanks everyone for the laughs.



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30 Jul 2008, 10:33 pm

Condoms and a packet of hot dogs.


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30 Jul 2008, 10:50 pm

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Condoms and a packet of hot dogs.


Haha, this is great. :lol:

A bottle of chloroform and a rope.


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30 Jul 2008, 10:56 pm

Ex-Lax & adult diapers



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30 Jul 2008, 11:09 pm

An ant farm and chopsticks.


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31 Jul 2008, 12:21 am

A fish tank and bait.


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